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"The civil rights movement itself grew out of the elites"

I knew it! Those vote-less, jobless, oppressed black people were the elites all of the time.

Boy, were we duped.

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Too early in the day. :::watches clock::: Ok, we're good. Bottoms up!

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Matrioshka socks are the best socks.

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Ah, it'll just be antibiotic-resistant exploding foamy pigshit.

Or, the Koch Brothers, for short.

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No, I'm sure he's a garden variety "Libertarian".

Maybe a dixietarian?

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I have to admit they're close on one point: What truly enrages <i>this</i> liberal about the Confederate Battle Flag is its message of treason.

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I'm pretty sure it's my wife's ex-husband.

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Think rabid, feral, cats w/ claws.

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Between you and I, its a dead giveaway.

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I hope not. I don't think I'd look all that fetching with a toothbrush mustache.

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At least it's a ethos.

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"Scientific facts" are also good, and inherently superior to liberal arts facts.

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I think the cryptographic key to the puzzle is this line:

<i>The civil rights movement itself grew out of the elites and was never supported by the white working class majority bloc. </i>

With that, you can translate the whole screed: This "unperson" person is unhappy because he thinks that his "white working class majority" (read: "racist rednecks") doesn't get to call the shots anymore. The "elites" (read: white people who aren't racist rednecks) are now in control.

It is beyond unperson's comprehension that this is not a bad thing.

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Which ones are the ones that come straight from the pit of hell? I don't much care for those, because they're probably all smoldery and covered with demon jizz.

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I might qualify - I drive a Volvo, although I don't often drink Latte.

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