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Vienna Woods's avatar

I upfist his every comment to thank him for his service.

fuflans's avatar

More like "here's the smell of blood still..IS THIS WHAT YOU SPEAK OF GARY"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He'd have fit right in, if he only used colons, "instead."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't want to think about what it means when Teatriots use semicolons.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey, my very first comment on this site went to moderation for review too (because I was a noob) but I didn't get all WTF? about it.

Lefty Mark's avatar

In contrast, after the 1968 WS we were all "Peace, Love and F*CK YEAH!!!"

Lefty Mark's avatar

I was thinking Ren & Stimpy.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Won't anyone think of the children?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Happy Happy, Joy Joy.

bobbert's avatar

That's why they stole them, I suppose.

malsperanza's avatar

I too am eating a piece of dried mango. Mine is from Mexico, however, so I must be a drug cartel.

malsperanza's avatar

Nah, sounds like some kind of beans or lentils, which is just as bad.

malsperanza's avatar

<i>we feel fairly safe in assuming this is a male writer, for some reason</i>

Well, <i>duuh.</i> I mean, he <i>told</i> you he was a Real American, didn't he?