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Vienna Woods's avatar

Vancouver libel!!!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I upfist his every comment to thank him for his service.

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fuflans's avatar

More like "here's the smell of blood still..IS THIS WHAT YOU SPEAK OF GARY"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He'd have fit right in, if he only used colons, "instead."

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't want to think about what it means when Teatriots use semicolons.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey, my very first comment on this site went to moderation for review too (because I was a noob) but I didn't get all WTF? about it.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

In contrast, after the 1968 WS we were all "Peace, Love and F*CK YEAH!!!"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I was thinking Ren & Stimpy.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Won't anyone think of the children?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

ISWYDT

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Happy Happy, Joy Joy.

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bobbert's avatar

That's why they stole them, I suppose.

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jqheywood's avatar

Bwahahaha....FTW!

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malsperanza's avatar

I too am eating a piece of dried mango. Mine is from Mexico, however, so I must be a drug cartel.

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malsperanza's avatar

Nah, sounds like some kind of beans or lentils, which is just as bad.

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malsperanza's avatar

<i>we feel fairly safe in assuming this is a male writer, for some reason</i>

Well, <i>duuh.</i> I mean, he <i>told</i> you he was a Real American, didn't he?

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