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Vancouver libel!!!

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I upfist his every comment to thank him for his service.

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More like "here's the smell of blood still..IS THIS WHAT YOU SPEAK OF GARY"

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He'd have fit right in, if he only used colons, "instead."

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I don't want to think about what it means when Teatriots use semicolons.

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Hey, my very first comment on this site went to moderation for review too (because I was a noob) but I didn't get all WTF? about it.

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In contrast, after the 1968 WS we were all "Peace, Love and F*CK YEAH!!!"

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I was thinking Ren & Stimpy.

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Won't anyone think of the children?

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ISWYDT

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Happy Happy, Joy Joy.

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That's why they stole them, I suppose.

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Bwahahaha....FTW!

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I too am eating a piece of dried mango. Mine is from Mexico, however, so I must be a drug cartel.

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Nah, sounds like some kind of beans or lentils, which is just as bad.

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<i>we feel fairly safe in assuming this is a male writer, for some reason</i>

Well, <i>duuh.</i> I mean, he <i>told</i> you he was a Real American, didn't he?

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