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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Teabaggers and wingnuts (and Faux News junkies) may be hopeless cases:

<b>Reality, imagination flow in different directions in brain, study suggests.</b> Reality and imagination move in different directions in the brain, with visual information from what the eyes see flowing up from the occipital lobe to the parietal lobe, and images concocted in the imagination flowing down to the occipital to the parietal, <a href="http:\/\/www.livescience.com\/49244-imagination-reality-brain-flow-direction.html" target="_blank">according to a study published in NeuroImage.</a>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Jews don't need no revised editions -- they can disagree eight ways even if there's only one text.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Pastafarians are very good at <strike> laughing at</strike> handling other faiths.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

But <a href="http:\/\/www.wikigallery.org\/paintings\/383001-383500\/383151\/painting1.jpg" target="_blank">look at how they're dressed! </a>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Brains enough for only one comment, but somehow he generated eight!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Penguins! How could he have left out penguins??!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

True story: I've been doing a Solstice party every year for a decade. Everybody should hold them, just to further piss off the fundies.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Figures it would be a Jew that <i>invented</i> relativity.

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But without the 25 lb turkey, I wouldn't have the (remarkably small amount of, considering) leftovers, and 2 gallons of delicious turkey broth in my freezer!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So, he's interrupting their usual pogromming?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"the other half barely acknowledge that I was even born."

Just like Jeebus!

bobbert's avatar

Self-righteous suicide, in fact.