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Teabaggers and wingnuts (and Faux News junkies) may be hopeless cases:

<b>Reality, imagination flow in different directions in brain, study suggests.</b> Reality and imagination move in different directions in the brain, with visual information from what the eyes see flowing up from the occipital lobe to the parietal lobe, and images concocted in the imagination flowing down to the occipital to the parietal, <a href="http:\/\/www.livescience.com\/49244-imagination-reality-brain-flow-direction.html" target="_blank">according to a study published in NeuroImage.</a>

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Jews don't need no revised editions -- they can disagree eight ways even if there's only one text.

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Pastafarians are very good at <strike> laughing at</strike> handling other faiths.

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But <a href="http:\/\/www.wikigallery.org\/paintings\/383001-383500\/383151\/painting1.jpg" target="_blank">look at how they're dressed! </a>

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Brains enough for only one comment, but somehow he generated eight!

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Penguins! How could he have left out penguins??!

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True story: I've been doing a Solstice party every year for a decade. Everybody should hold them, just to further piss off the fundies.

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Figures it would be a Jew that <i>invented</i> relativity.

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Well, at least #notallbronies

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But without the 25 lb turkey, I wouldn't have the (remarkably small amount of, considering) leftovers, and 2 gallons of delicious turkey broth in my freezer!

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So, he's interrupting their usual pogromming?

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"the other half barely acknowledge that I was even born."

Just like Jeebus!

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Self-righteous suicide, in fact.

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Hahahaha.

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