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IMPEACH!!!

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SEE MY POST ABOVE !!!

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Hendrix libel !!

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Well such people tend to have more gut that brains, so i can see why they rely on that part of the body so much.

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True. Just his ideas were.

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... but the DSM-IV identifiable disorders that haunt conspiracy theorists.

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YOU ARE WHY WONKET HAS NONE!!

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Probably when that fish spawned on his shoe, he gave out the command to destroy all sea life, with his eyes.

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... I quite enjoyed the insights, thanks for sharing them.

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I always want to laugh when I read idiots complaining about gays in the military. Alexander the Great conquered most of the known world, and half of his army was openly gay, as he was himself - a fact which they carefully did not teach us in high school. Perhaps what our military needs is MORE gay soldiers - maybe then we could actually win one of the stupid wars we keep not declaring.

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I heard a slightly different version:"this is my weapon, this is my gun;this one's for fighting, this one's for fun."

Must be different branches of the military.

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Hey, I've only started reading and not commenting Wonkette recently, what did I miss? Share!

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Cummings for Senate!

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AstroTurf.

EDIT: Oops, I see I was not the first with this.

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His moniker was LiberalsHateAmerica and his comments got deleted a month ago.Here's an excerpt---great stuff!!!

To normal, healthy people, wanting to shove one’s turgid love muscle into another man’s bleeding sphincter is a mental illness. To liberals, it’s an example of courage.Only in liberal la la land is one dude shoving his flaming appendage into another man’s enlarged b*tthole a “courageous” move.Liberals believe the following is in the Constitution:“A well stretched out b*tthole, being necessary to the pleasure of a free state, the right of deviant men to b*gger other men in the a** shall not be infringed.”

Let's just say, LHA thought about buttsex a lot.

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Ha! Great minds and all. I got to exchange a few barbs with joe before he got the hammer. I replied to each of his posts with lyrics from that song. Surprisingly, he didn't get it. He said he will go anywhere he damn well pleases with that gun in his hand. And no way was his old lady was messin' round town, she's a god fearing christian!

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