Ponies, it should be added, are vegetarian but not vegan. Except maybe that hippie, Treehugger Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including some folks who couldn't resist the urge to drop by our table and start yodeling incoherently at us. Some were from Very Upset Vegans who were angry that we would say rude things about vegans, because why are we trying to alienate people whose diet is better for the planet than yours? But not too many, at least not compared to our