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The middle class id is in fact well exercised, like someone who chain smokes and subsists on Doritos "exercises" their heart.

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It was his subconscious that got him. Or maybe his middle -class id.

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And we all know what 42 x 10 is.

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Easy, Harlan.

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What? Better than "and they were all run over by a truck"?

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As long as they don't start looking sexy.

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Silly, it's only YOUR country if you have the gunz to "take it the fuck back", like that fun-loving couple in Vegas.

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...and then, to top it off, she didn't get the tatrite.

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Oh, no!!! Not the <i>comfy chair</i>!

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You guys misspelled 'derp'.

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< excitedly looks up <i>carpet bombing</i> at Urban dictionary. >;

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It was a dark and stormy President....

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Hell, I've seen evil comments on kitten videos.

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Oh my god, matter!! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tHoZ4LTklM#t=1m39...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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No matter how long I waited the damn stop sign didn't turn green either.

*true story & I wasn't even stoned.

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"We do NOT negotiate with terrorists!"

Yo Bamz fire up the drones! We got a few steaks to pick up in Bunkerville, NV.

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