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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The middle class id is in fact well exercised, like someone who chain smokes and subsists on Doritos "exercises" their heart.

bobbert's avatar

It was his subconscious that got him. Or maybe his middle -class id.

bobbert's avatar

And we all know what 42 x 10 is.

bobbert's avatar

What? Better than "and they were all run over by a truck"?

bobbert's avatar

As long as they don't start looking sexy.

The Quirk's avatar

Silly, it's only YOUR country if you have the gunz to "take it the fuck back", like that fun-loving couple in Vegas.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...and then, to top it off, she didn't get the tatrite.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Oh, no!!! Not the <i>comfy chair</i>!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You guys misspelled 'derp'.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

< excitedly looks up <i>carpet bombing</i> at Urban dictionary. >;

artem1s's avatar

It was a dark and stormy President....

The Quirk's avatar

Hell, I've seen evil comments on kitten videos.

Also2Something's avatar

No matter how long I waited the damn stop sign didn't turn green either.

*true story & I wasn't even stoned.

Also2Something's avatar

"We do NOT negotiate with terrorists!"

Yo Bamz fire up the drones! We got a few steaks to pick up in Bunkerville, NV.