There are some days when Yr Wonkette is very glad that we do not allow comments. Because if we did, we might find ourselves with bucketloads of comments like these, from "Livefree601" on the topic of Bristol Palin, teen mom and Planned-Parenthood Dismantler:
I'm surprised Livefree601 didn't note how awesome Bristol is at dancing. It was beautiful, like watching swinging beef being hauled by a high speed forklift.
With votes. Literally.
I believe those are ads opposing the Oregon Death with Dignity Act.
Don't forget Pelosi.
I do believe 601 is putting him down in that comment -- probably having made the erroneous assumption that we think he's cool.
Truth be told, fame (or infamy) is the only reason the whole slack-jawed clan isn't living in double-wides.
Hey Livefree601. Fuck Bristol. I did.
Actually, also too.
<i>She&rsquo;s literally the most amazing and strongest woman out there.</i>
now i was going for Aung San Suu Kyi, but sure, bristol works too.
repubs sure have a lock on the white trash vote don&#039;t they?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1!1!
Bristol is literally the best Palin.
I&#039;m surprised Livefree601 didn&#039;t note how awesome Bristol is at dancing. It was beautiful, like watching swinging beef being hauled by a high speed forklift.
<i>It&rsquo;s a play on the Oregon state motto: &ldquo;She flies with her own wings.&rdquo;</i>
I thought the Oregon motto is &quot;Beaver for All&quot;. Which, come to think of it, would also work for Bristol.
Amazing. If she were a democrat&#039;s daughter she would be considered Slut of the Century by these people.
<i>&quot;...her 1 pregnancy was planned...&quot;</i>
Since then: abstinence for some reason.
so I&#039;m guessing in this scenario that Levi is the swinging beef and Bristol is the fork lift?
Leave Bristol alone? Tell it to her idiot mother.