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She is an embarrassment to actual physical cunts everywhere. She is however a role model for metaphorical Cunts. Not as cunty as Coulter, she's the Empress of Cunts.

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You say "poop blog," I say "poop log," A Poop Blog รขย™ยช A Poop Log รขย™ยซ LETS CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF รขย™ยชรขย™ยซ

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Silkwood shower. Longer and colder than a long shower, and more scrub-brushy.

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Conservapedia is a lot like that... most of the articles are obviously written as pranks by liebruls. Which makes the "talk" sections hilarious . . . they're always debating whether something is a prank or a "real" conservative piece. You'd face-palm yourself unconscious if you stayed to read much of it.

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The preznit of Kazakhstan is a billionaire (he didn't used to be, but the job seems to pay well.) I'm sure his state dinners would not meet with the approval of the wingnuts.

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Say Dok - what percentage of the intercepted lunacy follows the <a href="http:\/\/cymraegspirit.blogspot.com\/2013\/06\/the-right-wing-guide-on-how-to-argue.html" target="_blank">official guide for wingnut trolls</a>?

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Electricity to charge the battery in the digital camera: 0.0003¢ Absurd teatard hysterics: priceless.

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Cheaply made in China, no doubt, instead of by Real American™ guillotine craftsmen.

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Firts we'll have to wait, while they take turns plugging in for Pickett's recharge.

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Ehh, some of us sing <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_RLiuPRMJy8" target="_blank">bass</a>.

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Heroin and aspirin -- two wonderful products from Bayer.

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Only if it's "Tits <i>and</i> GTFO".

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