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Lefty Mark's avatar

No, we just stop providing any assistance or even any concern for the poorz (who are all losers and criminals anyway, amirite?) so that they evenly "self-deport" out of the world of the living. Result? No more poverty!!

Either that or we throw them all in prison. A Marxist friend of mine put it succinctly: "Prison expansion? Oh, that's called 'Republican social welfare policy.' "

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Does this have anything to do with the British royal family being in reality alien lizard people? Because that one is totally credible.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I was a big fan of Sally Rand.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Rahm calls them his "chesticles."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Today we are all fludge packers (except Steve Hickey)

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Dylan Black's avatar

I do appreciate that they are taking greater and greater pains to try and slip through the "filter" of comment moderation. They must really be concerned about wonkette and its poor wayward readers.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What if the message makes me afeared for my life?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Much as he might want to mash her boobs, I doubt that BethesdaDog could handle Ana Marie's full-fledged intellect. Poor guy just hasn't got a chance with the ladies.

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bobbert's avatar

TSWYDT

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I had the ADIRONDAC - it looked good but it was way over-rated. Not very comfortable at all.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

In other news, the "wheel" is invented and several cave dwellers are terrified by a solar eclipse.

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bobbert's avatar

If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?

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bobbert's avatar

Obama's Birth Certificate so long, ....

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's a shame 'wolfle' never caught on

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm gonna reserve judgment until I see Ana Marie Cox featured at HNTP in the sideboob section

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The Quirk's avatar

Where's he getting these "infinite" people?

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