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No, we just stop providing any assistance or even any concern for the poorz (who are all losers and criminals anyway, amirite?) so that they evenly "self-deport" out of the world of the living. Result? No more poverty!!

Either that or we throw them all in prison. A Marxist friend of mine put it succinctly: "Prison expansion? Oh, that's called 'Republican social welfare policy.' "

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Does this have anything to do with the British royal family being in reality alien lizard people? Because that one is totally credible.

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I was a big fan of Sally Rand.

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Rahm calls them his "chesticles."

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Today we are all fludge packers (except Steve Hickey)

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I do appreciate that they are taking greater and greater pains to try and slip through the "filter" of comment moderation. They must really be concerned about wonkette and its poor wayward readers.

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What if the message makes me afeared for my life?

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Much as he might want to mash her boobs, I doubt that BethesdaDog could handle Ana Marie's full-fledged intellect. Poor guy just hasn't got a chance with the ladies.

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TSWYDT

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I had the ADIRONDAC - it looked good but it was way over-rated. Not very comfortable at all.

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In other news, the "wheel" is invented and several cave dwellers are terrified by a solar eclipse.

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If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?

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Obama's Birth Certificate so long, ....

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it's a shame 'wolfle' never caught on

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I'm gonna reserve judgment until I see Ana Marie Cox featured at HNTP in the sideboob section

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Where's he getting these "infinite" people?

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