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FeloniousMonk's avatar

That defeats the point; it's supposed to be unpleasant.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Let those among us who have never overshared in a comment cast the first stone.

*ducks*

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I am so going to issue this warning: Please do not plagiarize my thoughts as I am going to copyright all my comments and you will be sued, you know who you are. ©2014mtn_philosphproductionsextraordinaire

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Lefty Mark's avatar

As a practicing wilderness dweller, I take issue with this comment. #NotAllSlackJawedYokels

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Lefty Mark's avatar

UNLESS SATIRICAL!!!!!! (and done sparingly)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Or use split infinitives, even if you want to.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Meet The Pretzels.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

PLEASE. STOP. I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE. STOP. NO SERIOUSLY JUST. STOP. MOM MAKE HIM. STOP. LOOKING AT ME WITH THAT FACE. STOP. RIGHT THERE YOUNG MAN I SAID. STOP.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Win!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And stick "Best comment on bqwhatever.com:" in front of it. (We promise to give you P for it -- think of it as a finder's fee.)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh. my. god. My last two principals have made announcements saying things like, "talk to the vice princpal or I" Aaargh!! Luckily our new principal is an English teacher, so hopefully those dark days are behind me.

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malsperanza's avatar

And "justication" comes a close second.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Plagiarizing yourself is a little odd, but not actually a crime.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh good lord, I need a proofreader! Let the deleted commenters have at it.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>No two ways about it, that was a borrowed line.</i>

Good blog commentors borrow; great ones STEAL.

And shitty ones just string a bunch of shitty words together and hope for the best.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm adopting it right now for me. All my grade 11 English students think I'm the grammar Nazi anyway.

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