We have been down to sump out the comments queue, and man, what a mess. We have quite the assortment, and let's get right to it with this brief note from "Vfunct," who was not impressed with our headline about the poor schlub who got fired after he told the story of the Great Palin Bumfight of 2014. That wasn't really all that hard to follow, we thought: "Palins Scalp Witness To Their Epic Snowbilly Battle As First Sort Of Reported By Your Wonkette." You guys got that, right? Well, Vfunct was Most Displeased:
I am so going to issue this warning: Please do not plagiarize my thoughts as I am going to copyright all my comments and you will be sued, you know who you are. ©2014mtn_philosphproductionsextraordinaire
PLEASE. STOP. I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE. STOP. NO SERIOUSLY JUST. STOP. MOM MAKE HIM. STOP. LOOKING AT ME WITH THAT FACE. STOP. RIGHT THERE YOUNG MAN I SAID. STOP.
And stick "Best comment on bqwhatever.com:" in front of it. (We promise to give you P for it -- think of it as a finder's fee.)
Oh. my. god. My last two principals have made announcements saying things like, "talk to the vice princpal or I" Aaargh!! Luckily our new principal is an English teacher, so hopefully those dark days are behind me.
That defeats the point; it's supposed to be unpleasant.
Let those among us who have never overshared in a comment cast the first stone.
*ducks*
I am so going to issue this warning: Please do not plagiarize my thoughts as I am going to copyright all my comments and you will be sued, you know who you are. ©2014mtn_philosphproductionsextraordinaire
As a practicing wilderness dweller, I take issue with this comment. #NotAllSlackJawedYokels
UNLESS SATIRICAL!!!!!! (and done sparingly)
Or use split infinitives, even if you want to.
Meet The Pretzels.
PLEASE. STOP. I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE. STOP. NO SERIOUSLY JUST. STOP. MOM MAKE HIM. STOP. LOOKING AT ME WITH THAT FACE. STOP. RIGHT THERE YOUNG MAN I SAID. STOP.
Win!
And stick "Best comment on bqwhatever.com:" in front of it. (We promise to give you P for it -- think of it as a finder's fee.)
Oh. my. god. My last two principals have made announcements saying things like, "talk to the vice princpal or I" Aaargh!! Luckily our new principal is an English teacher, so hopefully those dark days are behind me.
And "justication" comes a close second.
Plagiarizing yourself is a little odd, but not actually a crime.
Oh good lord, I need a proofreader! Let the deleted commenters have at it.
<i>No two ways about it, that was a borrowed line.</i>
Good blog commentors borrow; great ones STEAL.
And shitty ones just string a bunch of shitty words together and hope for the best.
I&#039;m adopting it right now for me. All my grade 11 English students think I&#039;m the grammar Nazi anyway.