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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

you would think he could have put just one at the end.

He wasn't done! Probably hit 'send' by mistake, what with all the other keys he was bumping into.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Needz moar ¶¶.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Were I ExxonMobil, I'd be pretty grateful. But I'm not.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

You apparently don't need a penis if you have a gun. I was mistaken.

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Jared James's avatar

Funny how being in the military might imbue one with a sense of irony, even cynicism, possibly even an urge to join an ugly vile little snark mob.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Now is the "ass" in "liberal ass goon" modifying the "liberal" (so as to mean "very liberal goon") or the "goon" (so as to mean "an ass goon who is liberal")?

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bobbert's avatar

Win.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My reptilian brain and my higher intellectual functions are in agreement on this. This is rare.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

...was the son of a preacher man. ♫ 🎶 ♪

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hope it was composed on a cellphone -- because there's really no other excuse.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The welder's mask helps . . . but the head-desking is murder on the keyboard.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

One of the motivations for inventing wingnut Xtian colleges, I think, was to apply a veneer of education to a carefully-preseved core of right-wing derpitude.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No list of ingredients on the Kool-Aid, is there?

I weep for the guys who died "defending" their families from Saddam Hussein, while in reality giving the Islamaniacs a whole new playground (and several hundred tons of explosives to play with.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yup . . . the translation from wingnutese happens automatically these days.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hence the original comment.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Faux News headlines are easy. But imagine you're at the NYT, begging for permission to use "clusterfuck" in your headline.

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