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Shypixel's avatar

ya'know, after reading this thread, I have a conundrum...

I can't decide who to pick as my Gay Blog Crush.

Can I just have a Gay Blog Crush on you all? Is that being too greedy?

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I have pubes older than you...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Clarence Thomas has pubes of mine older than that...

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I've worked with her several shows. I had no ideas gay men were into her also too. The audiences were always filled with girls

bobbert's avatar

You mean the Sad Screwless?

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Klown, dog, princess, all die.

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Hey, it's kind of a Wonkete tradition.

Although, admittedly the world's simplest multiple choice test:

Q: Would you hit that?

(A) Yes (B) All of the above

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It's too bad that was pretty much the highlight reel.

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I have entire suits older than you.

Of course, I can't fit into them any more, but hey

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A gay Ambien walrus, I believe.

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That's why it's a secret.

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Throwing the penguin out of the way was bound to help.

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Ulysses was "no man" when it suited him. I bet he'd go out with her.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Easy for you to say. Us rug addicts can't just up and quit, cold turkey.