Time for more sludge from our comments queue, and we'll have you know it was no easy task hosing off our keyboard after this visit. First up, a note from "NasalVacuum," who we assume must be former Florida Rep. Trey Radel. NasalVacuum was not impressed with our little mommyblog, recipe trading post, and clopfic nexus; and was particularly disappointed by our story last week about the clinical psychologist who's obsessed with
I think you need to spend some time with <a href="http:\/\/www.shakesville.com\/" target="_blank">Melissa McEwan</a> for some humor therapy
Behind door #1: We&#039;ll talk peace, while taking land and building on it, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Israeli_settlement_timeline#mediaviewer\/File:IsraeliSettlementGrowthLineGraph.png" target="_blank">year after year after year, after year. </a>
Behind door #2: We&#039;ll talk peace, but at the end of the day, those guys behind door #1 really should not exist.
Aha -- Obummer wants to keep out the climate deniers! Yeah, that makes perfect sense, because . . . oh, fuck it. I really do have to stop with the &quot;thinking&quot; business when it comes to teabagger wingnuttery.
All we need to do is double the total mass of plants on the planet, and voila - problem solved! Where we&#039;d put them, and how we&#039;d water them, and what we&#039;d do with hundreds of billions of tons of accumulated biomass (to keep if from reverting to CO2) are minor details. Why won&#039;t Obummer just do it, if he really believes in global warming, henngh?
I think you need to spend some time with <a href="http:\/\/www.shakesville.com\/" target="_blank">Melissa McEwan</a> for some humor therapy
The NFL has a lesbian problem?!?!!eleven!
we should call them Lady and Tramp, because everybody admires those puppies
Eddies in the space-time continuum?
&quot;mind&quot; assumes facts not in evidence.
Silver iodide, not oxide. (Not that it matters to the chemtrails loons.)
I don&#039;t know about facts punching me in the head . . . but I can spot wingnut bullshit coming in, from a mile away.
Choosing well can make you a happy man.
Pick the fair one:
Behind door #1: We&#039;ll talk peace, while taking land and building on it, <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Israeli_settlement_timeline#mediaviewer\/File:IsraeliSettlementGrowthLineGraph.png" target="_blank">year after year after year, after year. </a>
Behind door #2: We&#039;ll talk peace, but at the end of the day, those guys behind door #1 really should not exist.
Dicksas? McShuggenuh?
God. Where is &quot;Big Skullfucking Dog&quot; when you need him?
Aha -- Obummer wants to keep out the climate deniers! Yeah, that makes perfect sense, because . . . oh, fuck it. I really do have to stop with the &quot;thinking&quot; business when it comes to teabagger wingnuttery.
But <i>both halves do it!</i>
All we need to do is double the total mass of plants on the planet, and voila - problem solved! Where we&#039;d put them, and how we&#039;d water them, and what we&#039;d do with hundreds of billions of tons of accumulated biomass (to keep if from reverting to CO2) are minor details. Why won&#039;t Obummer just do it, if he really believes in global warming, henngh?
&quot;Comparable to a maggot crawling on a woman&#039;s body&quot; must be how his first (and last) partner described the experience.
&quot;I never met a bogie I didn&#039;t like to shoot down.&quot; -- Will Rogers