Oh, ye connoisseurs of Dear Shitferbrains, have we got a special treat for you! A full-on rant from an Alex Jones fan, in response to our June 9 story about the Alex Jones fandom of Jerad Miller, the Las Vegas cop-killing sovereign citizen. When we saw this sucker in the queue, we knew we had to share. It's from a writer who calls himself (we'll assume it's a dude from the message's electronic hints of bad breath and Cheetos) "TRENDYdebunker," who is definitely no friend of TRENDY low-information sheeple who need debunking. He gets our full attention for this outing of Dear Shitferbrains, because he's earned it. Just look at this first line, a thing of beauty all in itself (all punctuation copy-pasted from original):
Start with the millions of radio receivers (covered with gold so you can't see them with X-rays) that they've already installed into people's teeth. That opens up a whole universe of theories, even before you figure out who they're working for (or controlled by.)
Destinio?
TRENDY;!
Or the Ferris sort.
Sekrit koad.
As was the Indonesian tsunami, the TÅhoku earthquake and the 2012 US Presidential election. Only the sheeple fail to see a pattern here.
I dream of the day when crazed solo assassins can walk across the road without having their motives questioned.
Man Ray?
The proper declaration now is "pwned up the ass."
It should be read as PROVENance. The last four letters are just frippery to confuse the TRENDees. (!!!!!)
Keep Calm And Use Inappropriate But Showy Big Words
Catsup in the Wry
It's actually important (and quite amusing to think) that Wonkette has standards.
For patching together theories that have been sliced and diced by Occam's Rusty Butter Knife.
Start with the millions of radio receivers (covered with gold so you can't see them with X-rays) that they've already installed into people's teeth. That opens up a whole universe of theories, even before you figure out who they're working for (or controlled by.)
OK, be that way. At least I got the gushy part right.
Alien lizard-squirrel within.