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Lefty Mark's avatar

As was the Indonesian tsunami, the Tōhoku earthquake and the 2012 US Presidential election. Only the sheeple fail to see a pattern here.

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I dream of the day when crazed solo assassins can walk across the road without having their motives questioned.

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The proper declaration now is "pwned up the ass."

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It should be read as PROVENance. The last four letters are just frippery to confuse the TRENDees. (!!!!!)

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Keep Calm And Use Inappropriate But Showy Big Words

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's actually important (and quite amusing to think) that Wonkette has standards.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

For patching together theories that have been sliced and diced by Occam's Rusty Butter Knife.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Start with the millions of radio receivers (covered with gold so you can't see them with X-rays) that they've already installed into people's teeth. That opens up a whole universe of theories, even before you figure out who they're working for (or controlled by.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OK, be that way. At least I got the gushy part right.