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When I was growing up there, Michigan had some of the finest roads in the nation. (To enhance your enjoyment of your Detroit-built chariot.) Now, not so much.

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"Bitumen," Said the vampire.

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Dodge Dart, the original funny car.

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Wasn't Democrates the guy who talked with marbles in his mouth? He was a much greater communicator.

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The ideology counts for for more than reality with these goobers. Denying reality about climate, economics, evolution, cosmology . . . it's <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/01\/19\/opinion\/paul-krugman-hating-good-government.html" target="_blank">always the same bunch of idiots.</a>

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The best part is being called "elite". They really, really hate anyone who's smarter than they are. (This explains the election of dolts like Gohmer and Miche1e.)

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Listen, you ain't the GM, see, caballero?

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Yeah, but wasn't he called something else too? Damn, what was that word?

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<b>Apocaplectic</b> <i>adj.</i> [from: <i>apocalyptic</i> (plus) <i>apoplectic</i>] -- Exhibiting a state of self-induced vascular hypertension brought on by excessive preoccupation with imaginary end-of-world scenarios that one generates on the spot via free association. (noun: <b>apocaplexy</b>)

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So did "dennisrichardson30" have any thoughts on evul librul JS Mill? I mean, he gave us "stupid party" and all, so he has to be a top concern. Was he a commie too?

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It's like the Holocaust. Or, even worse, Benghazi.

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Not to mention those wrong-height trees that have started popping up.

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I thought the proper terminology was <i>speed 'bater</i>.

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The economy: the buck stops <i>here</i>.