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You can always go with "ladies and/or gentlemen."

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Interesting that you think we missed it. Ever think that we just weren't impressed?

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Sarcasm is diluted when it has to be repeated. Better luck next time.

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That's certainly the best explanation I've heard.

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OT: CNN is really underselling the Nigerian school massacre. <a href="http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2013\/07\/07\/world\/africa\/nigeria-school-shooting\/index.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/07/world/africa/nigeri...">http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/...

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Only if Boudica Smith empties a gas can of votes on it first.

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I bow to the master.

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When I was helping make the ad a while back, I was greatly tempted to temporarily enable comments for that page, comment "Oh really?", then disable them again.

I thought it would have been hilarious.

(oops, not that page, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/219557\/advertising-on-wonkette" target="_blank">this one</a>)

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Best house style sheet evar. Does jackoff take a hyphen? Should come be spelled with a u? Is there an h in whack job? Etc.

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Mel Gibson?

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