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You know, you could also accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster into your life. You, too, can be touched by his noodly appendage.Besides, you can have a glass of Chianti with it.

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Oscar Wilde would definitely have approved. *grins*

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No, Christians probably wouldn't react with widespread violence if the shoe was on the other foot. That's why, once I put up my "JESUS WAS A HOMO WHO SUCKED OFF HIS APOSTLES AND TOOK IT IN THE ASS" billboard in Alabama, with my phone number, I probably won't get a single angry call or death threat.

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The more you know[tm]:-)

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"Go to a party, only appetizers are bacon-wrapped hot dogs and beer-battered chicken #muslimrage"

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A little OT, but I'm reminded of people yelling on Yahoo about how wasteful the space program is. Y'know, posting from an information processing machine on a massive computer network, sometimes from a wireless connection.

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I'd rather have a rough Italian Red with it.

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The truth is that your comment history shows you are an extreme racist.

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That uses satellites.

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> When a group of people pass the point of recovery there is only one thing left.

Right! Not drawing a picture of Mohammed = justification for Second Amendment solutions!

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Back in my Usenet days, a racist wingnut once offered a $100 bounty for my real identity and location. To be honest, I went a little farther than calling him a dingus.

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Relax, it's parody.

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So was mine.

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You're a laugh.

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Every few days, one of my friends like to post some "If you support the flag, then..." Or, "Look at those flag burning mother fuckers!" meme on Facebook.

Out of curiosity, I asked if he and others who revere the US flag feel they should accord the same respect to people who feel images of Muhammed are profane.

My question did not go over well.

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Golf clap for you, Querolous.

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