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I'd always thought that myself, kind of like Jon Stewart once said about wanting your president to be the designated driver, not just a guy (or woman) you would want to have a beer with (he said that in 2000 and how Florida didn't listen......)

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I'd rather have an experienced president too...

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Even if I can't make any innuendos, as a result of having a competent Pres...

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Isn't a socialist den of iniquity a rather contrary concept?

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whitey Melanin challenged Patriot™ FTFY

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No, everyone knows that socialists are also sexual deviants....

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Yeah, but I'll bet your not a kid.

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Welcome to the world of those of us who don't exist. I wonder if the taxman/woman knows that?

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Nope, not for quite a while. Plus I don't exist...

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Dunno... maybe it's all of 'em simultaneously?

We found it pretty hysterical when our vice principal used to blast us with it over the morning intercom back in the olden days... we, too, were proud of not living life with a rod up our bums:). Aaaah... memories... it was the best of times. It was the worst of times (grin).

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Remember how randy you once were? Must have been the figment of Ursala LeGuin's imagination in one of her lovely, christianless stories.

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I'm a fan of both pride and lust, they are the most beneficial of the so called "7 deadly sins."

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Lust, definitely lust:)

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Ah-ha. The NSA: Non-Sentient Americans. They are lousy with copulating wildly fecund Duggars swarming the country ferreting out, because ferrets they are, those of us who aren't here and with a simple decision entered the world of the neverbeens when we were, if were we ever were, in our teens and for some of us neverweres, that's been a long time.

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She lives in my godless liberal city of Portland to, I even know that she lives on NW Thurman St.

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Certainly... they're probably reading this blog RIGHT NOW! Run away... run away...

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