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In the comments queue, even free dumb isn't free.

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Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.

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Save it for Wonkette Forum.

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I hope it means something like "when one agrees with terrible ideas, and subsequently falls over dead. Possibly from all the poison rat dicks."

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These people, just a bunch of takers! Obvs you go to restroom stalls to get your free guns! <a href="http://wonkette.com/529619/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/529619/missouri-house-staffer...">http://wonkette.com/529619/... <a href="http://www.mlive.com/news/f..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/01...">http://www.mlive.com/news/f...

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Not even if I am a white punk on dope?

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Now get your kittens off of my lawn!

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And then you have to pay an activation fee, and then they lock you into a two-year contract that you cannot cancel without paying a huge penalty, and then even with all of that you still get spotty coverage or no service at all in some areas...

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"It's TIME to take the TRAS... -- D'oh!"

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When Wonket decides to be serious and kitten free, I'm going elsewhere.

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Also too, we could always shotgun some of those free beers

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I think he done bundled her up on that first date

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A kitten's GOT to know his limitations

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<a href="http:\/\/www.glamguns.com\/hk47.jpg" target="_blank">ahem</a>

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Oh man, the only reason I come here is for the kittens. And the ponies.

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and the Anime demon girls

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