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Jared James's avatar

In the comments queue, even free dumb isn't free.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I hope it means something like "when one agrees with terrible ideas, and subsequently falls over dead. Possibly from all the poison rat dicks."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

These people, just a bunch of takers! Obvs you go to restroom stalls to get your free guns! <a href="http://wonkette.com/529619/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/529619/missouri-house-staffer...">http://wonkette.com/529619/... <a href="http://www.mlive.com/news/f..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2013/01...">http://www.mlive.com/news/f...

But be careful in there! <a href="http://wonkette.com/536163/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/536163/responsible-kentucky-g...">http://wonkette.com/536163/...

Lefty Mark's avatar

Not even if I am a white punk on dope?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Now get your kittens off of my lawn!

Lefty Mark's avatar

And then you have to pay an activation fee, and then they lock you into a two-year contract that you cannot cancel without paying a huge penalty, and then even with all of that you still get spotty coverage or no service at all in some areas...

Lefty Mark's avatar

"It's TIME to take the TRAS... -- D'oh!"

Ikimizi's avatar

When Wonket decides to be serious and kitten free, I'm going elsewhere.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Also too, we could always shotgun some of those free beers

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I think he done bundled her up on that first date

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

A kitten's GOT to know his limitations

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.glamguns.com\/hk47.jpg" target="_blank">ahem</a>

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Oh man, the only reason I come here is for the kittens. And the ponies.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and the Anime demon girls