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Fluttershy, will Judo you... (or perhaps Dok Zoom)

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That's an impressive Markov chain reaction there. Amazing that it rolled right around like that.

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However, we do know that the metric fuckton is 10.25% larger than the Imperial fuckton.

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Points for simply using "feculent".

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Give 'em a couple of weeks to get back up to speed.

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And firkins per fortnight.

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Behind the Green Door.

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Laugh it up, but when I was a lad I went on a trip to a Sierra Club cabin up in the mountains and saw one. No end to the confused chuckles. We were there in the summer, of course. The winter snow pack is what the upper berth was for.

They have since replaced it with a more modern, offset and less disturbing version.http://tedmuller.us/Outdoor...

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"There's a 'B?'"

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Pam? Is that you?

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i---/i has been working for me.

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Yeah sure and you have a bridge..............

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We’d like to start by congratulating “uRaSheep,” who listed their email as “sheep@sheep.sheep,”

I really want to see photos of this creep's bedroom.

I mean, barnyard.

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I think he meant Catholic priests.

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Especially when you drag your shit covered dick out of some fag’s ass.

I'm thinking this closet case for "bear at the local leather bar".

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