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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>And finally, we’d just like to compliment our correspondent on his clever username, which could be a real name, but also conveniently combines the last name of Gov. George “segregation forever” Wallace with the title of William Pierce’s sequel to The Turner Diaries. Total coincidence for a white Southern nationalist, we’re sure.</blockquote>

Alternative possibility for the first name comes from a <a href="http:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/2008\/05\/22\/john-mccain-flip-flops-and-refutes-catholic-hater-and-hitler-lover-john-hagee" target="_blank">sermon</a> by John Hagee, who seems nice.

PsycWench's avatar

Gawd, I was hoping that was from the Onion....

bobbert's avatar

I like the big-ass fence around the flagpole. Wonder why they did that?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Europe doesn't want them. No need for the fuckyards wandering up and down the Champs-Élysées crying out, 'hey! Ya'll got a bait shop and package store 'round here?"

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, if it's the DEEP South they want, can we ship 'em off to McMurdo Sound? That's about as south as it gets.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Meth...not moonshine. The modern discerning Southron uses meth before he asks his cousin out on a date.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"US flags on every house. It’s a sickening environment."

Okaaaay. No need to even comment, is there?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I suspect he's jealous of your indoor plumbing.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Imagine his YouTube comments -- where he really lets it all out.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"most of the retirees, if they need a maid or yard worker will hire a Mexican over a local person."

Gotta tell ya, Sparky .. . it ain't hard to see why.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are you referring to the notorious Appomattox Cease-Fire?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeesh . . . there's enough chromosomes there for three people.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nobody is <i>from</i> Hell.

Well, almost nobody.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Ship</i> them? I believe Southern tradition calls for walking -- and these goobers just adore Southern tradition.

Ikimizi's avatar

No matter what you call them, they fought for Sauron. Pure evil.