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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>And finally, we’d just like to compliment our correspondent on his clever username, which could be a real name, but also conveniently combines the last name of Gov. George “segregation forever” Wallace with the title of William Pierce’s sequel to The Turner Diaries. Total coincidence for a white Southern nationalist, we’re sure.</blockquote>

Alternative possibility for the first name comes from a <a href="http:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/2008\/05\/22\/john-mccain-flip-flops-and-refutes-catholic-hater-and-hitler-lover-john-hagee" target="_blank">sermon</a> by John Hagee, who seems nice.

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PsycWench's avatar

Gawd, I was hoping that was from the Onion....

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bobbert's avatar

I like the big-ass fence around the flagpole. Wonder why they did that?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Europe doesn't want them. No need for the fuckyards wandering up and down the Champs-Élysées crying out, 'hey! Ya'll got a bait shop and package store 'round here?"

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, if it's the DEEP South they want, can we ship 'em off to McMurdo Sound? That's about as south as it gets.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Meth...not moonshine. The modern discerning Southron uses meth before he asks his cousin out on a date.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"US flags on every house. It’s a sickening environment."

Okaaaay. No need to even comment, is there?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I suspect he's jealous of your indoor plumbing.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Add 1,000 miles, just to be sure.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Imagine his YouTube comments -- where he really lets it all out.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"most of the retirees, if they need a maid or yard worker will hire a Mexican over a local person."

Gotta tell ya, Sparky .. . it ain't hard to see why.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are you referring to the notorious Appomattox Cease-Fire?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeesh . . . there's enough chromosomes there for three people.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nobody is <i>from</i> Hell.

Well, almost nobody.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Ship</i> them? I believe Southern tradition calls for walking -- and these goobers just adore Southern tradition.

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Ikimizi's avatar

No matter what you call them, they fought for Sauron. Pure evil.

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