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Kassinova's avatar

Well I'm certainly honored that you would feel so threatened by my comments as to take a failing crack at rebutting the arguments asserted therein. And I'm quite entertained by the distinct lack of any noteworthy points having been made in those rebuttals. Not at all surprised by the latter; Good stuff. Happy New Year everybody!

PRESIDENT TRUMP - Get used to it!

Liberals Are RACISTS & HATERS's avatar

Oh, and by the way, folks: DONALD TRUMP JUST WON! HAHAHAHAHA!

"President Trump" - Get Used To It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actor212's avatar

IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR LAPEL?!?!?!?!

actor212's avatar

He also said that he would “hit ISIS hard,”

No no! You're wrong, Dok! He meant he'd play ice hockey with them by building the YOOGEST rink in the world in Damascus, just so he could hip check them into the boards, one by one.

actor212's avatar

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Well, there's your problem, Dok! Wonket has to start allowing comments.

actor212's avatar

Hey now! We in the Wonket Comment Farm work really hard creating false accounts then serving up freshly baked phony comments that won't appear to come from one of us regulars just so Dok can have straw men to take down each week!

If, you know, we allowed comments...

Lemmy Caution's avatar

Damn! Cue Nancy SInatra, cause those boots are made for walkin! (And stompin!)

H0mer0's avatar

Now I remember: You don't piss against the wind (I use Bob Seeger's song to remind me), you mess with the [pit]bull, you get the horns, and you DON'T mess around with Jim!

MyLovelyNose's avatar

No, sillies, he meant "hit" as in "hit on."

MyLovelyNose's avatar

No, no, it's the jodphurs with that peek-a-boo thigh cut.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I don't see why they should ruin a perfectly good policy by reversing it now.

chascates's avatar

Look, sometimes you have to wrestle with a pig. Here I am comforting 'James' as we prepare to wrestle him into a trailer to fulfill his lifelong journey to become bacon, sausage, pork chops, & c.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

A blowjob is an "inhuman action"? That's news to me...

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I am so stealing "Lana Churner" as a drag name.

Thom's avatar

FYI there was a Meet the Press panel just recently where they all seemed to agree that Trump supporters were "moderates and liberals."

Stay with me here, here's what I'm predicting. In Trump's campaign house of mirrors where up is down and cat is dog, his supporters will find a way to both simultaneously claim they are the true conservatives and "look at all these fascist libtards voting for Trump."