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my brain hurts

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Well I'm certainly honored that you would feel so threatened by my comments as to take a failing crack at rebutting the arguments asserted therein. And I'm quite entertained by the distinct lack of any noteworthy points having been made in those rebuttals. Not at all surprised by the latter; Good stuff. Happy New Year everybody!

PRESIDENT TRUMP - Get used to it!

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Oh, and by the way, folks: DONALD TRUMP JUST WON! HAHAHAHAHA!

"President Trump" - Get Used To It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR LAPEL?!?!?!?!

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He also said that he would “hit ISIS hard,”

No no! You're wrong, Dok! He meant he'd play ice hockey with them by building the YOOGEST rink in the world in Damascus, just so he could hip check them into the boards, one by one.

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Most reputable web sites that provide a venue for comments

Well, there's your problem, Dok! Wonket has to start allowing comments.

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Hey now! We in the Wonket Comment Farm work really hard creating false accounts then serving up freshly baked phony comments that won't appear to come from one of us regulars just so Dok can have straw men to take down each week!

If, you know, we allowed comments...

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Damn! Cue Nancy SInatra, cause those boots are made for walkin! (And stompin!)

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Now I remember: You don't piss against the wind (I use Bob Seeger's song to remind me), you mess with the [pit]bull, you get the horns, and you DON'T mess around with Jim!

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No, sillies, he meant "hit" as in "hit on."

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No, no, it's the jodphurs with that peek-a-boo thigh cut.

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I don't see why they should ruin a perfectly good policy by reversing it now.

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Look, sometimes you have to wrestle with a pig. Here I am comforting 'James' as we prepare to wrestle him into a trailer to fulfill his lifelong journey to become bacon, sausage, pork chops, & c.

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A blowjob is an "inhuman action"? That's news to me...

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I am so stealing "Lana Churner" as a drag name.

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FYI there was a Meet the Press panel just recently where they all seemed to agree that Trump supporters were "moderates and liberals."

Stay with me here, here's what I'm predicting. In Trump's campaign house of mirrors where up is down and cat is dog, his supporters will find a way to both simultaneously claim they are the true conservatives and "look at all these fascist libtards voting for Trump."

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