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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Stupid fish shouldn't have built the stupid dams then maybe they wouldn't be going stupid extinct.

doktorzoom's avatar

This whole blog can be sent to Afghanistan, no one has lost any

Bitter Scribe's avatar

She is. And I hope the season ticket holders at the Toronto Symphony who got cheated out of seeing her make management understand exactly how they feel about it.

SnarkON's avatar

Sure, but you have to bedazzle it.

Wookie Monster's avatar

The hypothetical is a no-brainer: Tell the employees they can either show up to cater the satanic wedding or start looking for other work. I'm sure most will realize that they can always go to confession the next day and seek absolution, but getting to church will be much harder if their car is repossessed.

clubseal's avatar

Spores and herpes? Must be a real fungi.

hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

"...we’re willing to believe that if Andy Kaufman is alive somewhere, he’s posting to Breitbart." The thought of this makes me so happy!

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

We still haven't given up hope that this drought can be solved with nasally applied rubber hose.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Unless you happen to know that turning away business is going to trigger a boycott and subsequent GoFundme six figure payout. Then it's just good business sense.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Man, Liberace really let himself go!

DarthwingDuck's avatar

You will get my gub, when you pry it from my colb, deab habs.

SnarkON's avatar

This is quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever seen.