Also, please write more time-loop stories. You can never have too many time-loop stories! Listen: Dear ShitFerBrains has come unstuck in time. Or at least we're still getting insane comments on a story from 2014. We're actually sort of glad we don't automatically close comments on old stories, because every once in a while, we find out that a story we'd mostly forgotten about still has a strange afterlife in the minds of kooks who are still pointing out to us that we got it all wrong and the Pope actually is at the head of a vast conspiracy involving child trafficking, Satanic ritual murder, and -- why not? -- the unholy goings-on at CERN's Large Hadron Collider.