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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

OK, call me dense but....isn't "Frunobulax" kind of an asexual name? Like Pat, or Kelly, or, Scout, or (thanks to Ryan and Blake -- hey, Blake works too!) James?

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Can I haz one, even though I'm only 2 out of 3?

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Pedagogues? Aren't those the guys like Joshie Duggar?

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Lazy Media's avatar

Take it back to fictional 1957. The one with Ward and June Cleaver liking Ike, not that one with Klansmen blowing up Tennessee high schools.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It was seriously classic old guy get off my fucking lawn style, which precious few uhmerkins appreciate, but I figure there are some real connoisseurs here, amirite?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Here's the link to the full interview: http://www.nbcnews.com/meet...

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Zyxomma's avatar

And the Plutophiles, also, too.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

No, no, that's Being Hit on the Head lessons. You want room 12A, just along the corridor.

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sillybill's avatar

Oh come on, the first 4 chapters are barbecue instructions - great read!

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Awesome Man's avatar

As a tree hugger, I feel I deserve a shout out, as well.

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JAWs's avatar

It's there way to fight against Big Foward in theit War Against Time.

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Wee Mousie's avatar

I was led to believe that it has something to do with your feet, because pedagogues help you with your understanding.

So, naturally, no one has ever charged Joshie "Nightstalker" Duggar with anything even approaching that.

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Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

Well, it was the name of the monster in Frank Zappa's Cheepnis, and I think was referred to as "he". Other than that, though, I suppose it could be whatever you wanted it to. Just ask the Boy Named Sue...

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Zumba. The quadratic equation. A thing or two.

Actually, quite a lot.

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John's avatar

"our utter lack of journalistic ethics"...wait...you guys are journalists??? I'm going to have to re-think my support of this site....

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