Also, please write more time-loop stories. You can never have too many time-loop stories! We have some good old-fashioned email for you today, Wonkers. With so much communication shifting to texts and the Twitters, we're simply delighted that "Jacob" took the time to send a sincere, personally-crafted message from his outbox to Yr Editrix's inbox. It's a testament to the disappearing art of the email rant. The heading is the same as today's headline (you don't mess with perfection), and the text reads thusly: