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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Downfister = page counts = sweet, sweet gold in my pocket. What? Well, then who <i>is</i> getting paid?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Excrement should not have to suffer this indignity

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I love the downfister! I assume he/she is young, attractive and good with his/her hands.

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

Oh yeah, especially in college towns where people have to write the name of their bar shuffle on every bathroom wall.

fuflans's avatar

alaska is america's failed state.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The "Obama is the problem" part looks kinda girlie. All that's missing is hearts dotting the i's.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Let Sarah Palin™ teach you to write good!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Now, what was a conservative man doing in an airport bathroom, pray tell?

**taps foot**

schmannity's avatar

Sarah's handwriting!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Downfister has been busy. My thumbs are your thumbs.

Mahousu's avatar

C'mon, Joe Biden, I know some days you may feel a little useless, but this isn't really the answer and you know it.