Our men's room correspondent in Anchorage sent this wonderful picture of the bathroom wall at Ted Stevens International Airport. We guess this is what they call "publicly funded art" in Alaska, as everyone up there gets those "oil welfare" checks. But what does it
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Downfister = page counts = sweet, sweet gold in my pocket. What? Well, then who <i>is</i> getting paid?
Excrement should not have to suffer this indignity
I love the downfister! I assume he/she is young, attractive and good with his/her hands.
Oh yeah, especially in college towns where people have to write the name of their bar shuffle on every bathroom wall.
Must have been the restroom at the departure gate.
alaska is america&#039;s failed state.
The &quot;Obama is the problem&quot; part looks kinda girlie. All that&#039;s missing is hearts dotting the i&#039;s.
Let Sarah Palin&trade; teach you to write good!
Lesson 1 : Handwriting. Write your poiwts on your hand so don&#039;t forget. Lesson 2 : Tweeting. Vowels are optional. Ideas too. Lesson after 2 : Facebook. It&#039;s not really a book so don&#039;t be afraid. Another lesson : Rogue-cabulary. How to invent the perfect word to make your poiwt.
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Now, what was a conservative man doing in an airport bathroom, pray tell?
**taps foot**
Sarah&#039;s handwriting!
Downfister has been busy. My thumbs are your thumbs.
C&#039;mon, Joe Biden, I know some days you may feel a little useless, but this isn&#039;t really the answer and you know it.