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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Downfister = page counts = sweet, sweet gold in my pocket. What? Well, then who <i>is</i> getting paid?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Excrement should not have to suffer this indignity

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I love the downfister! I assume he/she is young, attractive and good with his/her hands.

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

Oh yeah, especially in college towns where people have to write the name of their bar shuffle on every bathroom wall.

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fuflans's avatar

alaska is america's failed state.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The "Obama is the problem" part looks kinda girlie. All that's missing is hearts dotting the i's.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Let Sarah Palin™ teach you to write good!

Lesson 1 : Handwriting. Write your poiwts on your hand so don't forget. Lesson 2 : Tweeting. Vowels are optional. Ideas too. Lesson after 2 : Facebook. It's not really a book so don't be afraid. Another lesson : Rogue-cabulary. How to invent the perfect word to make your poiwt.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Now, what was a conservative man doing in an airport bathroom, pray tell?

**taps foot**

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schmannity's avatar

Sarah's handwriting!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Downfister has been busy. My thumbs are your thumbs.

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Mahousu's avatar

C'mon, Joe Biden, I know some days you may feel a little useless, but this isn't really the answer and you know it.

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