Bob Quast is a man who has experienced tragedy. We don't just mean he has been victimized by having to pay taxes, we mean that he experienced a real, honest-to-god horrifying loss: his sister was murdered in 1999 by her husband after years of abuse. We aren't entirely sure, however, that this campaign ad -- he's running a hasn't-got-a chance independent campaign for retiring Sen. Tom Harkin's seat -- shows a man who has adjusted especially well to that tragedy. Maybe it's just us -- we can certainly understand that grief is an honorable reason to enter politics and to try to make a change, but on the other hand, if we lost someone in a horrific crime of domestic violence, we aren't sure we'd try to turn that into a joke about shooting people's balls off. And no, thanks, we would prefer not to walk any distance in Mr. Quast's shoes.
"I shall murder that man's balls" won't become a truly successful campaign platform until it is used by President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Then you'll shoot their balls off.
Damn, that&#039;s a blast from the past. I&#039;ve tried to explain Burma-Shave signs to my kids -- now I can give them examples. Thanks, <strike>Obama</strike>Lot_49.
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Judging by this one example, I would say, &quot;Yes.&quot;
Nice recovery, weej.
&quot;I shall murder that man&#039;s balls&quot; won&#039;t become a truly successful campaign platform until it is used by President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Look how polite society has become, when people have all these guns! THANK YOU NRA!!
That must be the one the RWNJs are always screwing. Now I understand. Total slut.
This man used to suffer from rage-induced revenge fantasies. But now he actually seems to enjoy them.
Ray. People will come, Ray. They&#039;ll come to Iowa for reasons they can&#039;t even fathom. They&#039;ll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they&#039;re doing it. They&#039;ll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Then you&#039;ll shoot their balls off.
The Austrian gun may have been more economical.
So he didnt go to law school I&#039;m kind of wondering if he went to any damn school at all.Where in the hell do these stoopid fucks come from
Damn, that&#039;s a blast from the past. I&#039;ve tried to explain Burma-Shave signs to my kids -- now I can give them examples. Thanks, <strike>Obama</strike>Lot_49.
That&#039;s pretty good. Now I want to see you work Aung Suu Kyi into it.
You said that you Would make us free. Is it still true, <a href="http:\/\/gury.orgfree.com\/suukyi1.jpg" target="_blank">Aung San Suu Kyi</a>? Myanmar Shave
Yes, and frankly I&#039;d rather be in Philadelphia.
Oh, wait.
Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y&#039;know?
Did the story appear in the fabled Peach Pages of the <i>Des Moines Register</i>?
If they still exist?
confetti, more like