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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Judging by this one example, I would say, "Yes."

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bobbert's avatar

Nice recovery, weej.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"I shall murder that man's balls" won't become a truly successful campaign platform until it is used by President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Look how polite society has become, when people have all these guns! THANK YOU NRA!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That must be the one the RWNJs are always screwing. Now I understand. Total slut.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This man used to suffer from rage-induced revenge fantasies. But now he actually seems to enjoy them.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Then you'll shoot their balls off.

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PubOption's avatar

The Austrian gun may have been more economical.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

So he didnt go to law school I'm kind of wondering if he went to any damn school at all.Where in the hell do these stoopid fucks come from

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bobbert's avatar

Damn, that's a blast from the past. I've tried to explain Burma-Shave signs to my kids -- now I can give them examples. Thanks, <strike>Obama</strike>Lot_49.

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bobbert's avatar

That's pretty good. Now I want to see you work Aung Suu Kyi into it.

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Lot_49's avatar

You said that you Would make us free. Is it still true, <a href="http:\/\/gury.orgfree.com\/suukyi1.jpg" target="_blank">Aung San Suu Kyi</a>? Myanmar Shave

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Yes, and frankly I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

Oh, wait.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?

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Lot_49's avatar

Did the story appear in the fabled Peach Pages of the <i>Des Moines Register</i>?

If they still exist?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

confetti, more like

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