Had A Good Beat, You Could Dance To It, Except This Sonic Civil Rights Infraction Eric Swalwell Picked

Let's listen in to the Dem candidates' iPods!

This past weekend, a Biden-less group of hopeful Dems brought their campaigns to Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Each of the 19 candidates present got five minutes to speak, and since you know that Dems talk a lot, you've probably already predicted that quite a few were cut off by the music and pretty much dragged off the stage. This is nearly true.

But speaking of the music, the list of songs our Ladies and Gentlemen stepped lively or not so lively to, as they were dragged off the stage by the sound blasting them, is about to get judged. Here is the list from Twitter, it is in no particular order, but somehow there is a man at the top, so I will fix that. We will score these songs on a scale of 1 to 10, like our friends at Slate who got it completely wrong, like, so wrong it was physically painful, and we'd pray for them if we weren't atheist.

The List:

Here is the walk-out song playlist for the candidates at the Iowa Democrats Hall of Fame campaign yesterday. The so… https: //t.co/bJ0nB8yMdB

— Lissandra Villa (@Lissandra Villa) 1560184015.0 

Let's see who wins the Game of Songs!!

Democrats have an abundance of riches as far as candidates are concerned. Sooo many fucking people are running for president when we desperately need to take back state legislatures, governorships, US Senate seats (STEVE BULLOCK, THE EDITRIX IS STILL TALKING TO YOU AND SHE THOUGHT "SMALL TOWN" WAS BULLSHIT AND HAS NO IDEA WHY WONDERBITCH GOT ALL UP IN IT), and even fucking school boards. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also, while it may have been easy for Yang to win this contest, it's going to take more than a one hit wonder to defeat Trump. Or John Mellencamp. We'll need teamwork. We gotta stick together. Now dance!

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