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jltympanum's avatar

I suppose Karoline wears that cross to keep the vampires away. Someone should check her pockets for garlic cloves.

Vic's avatar

Well, it's not working. Her joke of a real estate agent "husband," the age of her father, is lurking.

jltympanum's avatar

We all know that DFT would like to cancel the midterm elections, if not all future elections. But can anyone explain exactly how that would work? Does the president have the power to actually do that?

jltympanum's avatar

I have known plenty of blond-haired women who were as smart as I, if not more so. But Karoline exemplifies the "dumb blond" so perfectly it is almost painful to see.

Vic's avatar

It's a Republican thing. Ronald Reagan showed his fellow dimwits how to "take pride" in their ignorance.

Wondering Woman's avatar

Everyone knows you don't SHAKE the 8-Ball. It will never work right for you. That having been said, the 8-Ball is probably smarter and more likely to be correct on any given subject on any given day than Trump ever will be.

PaulDietzel's avatar

If everyone's an "author" then nobody's an "author."

RRJKR's avatar

Trump is not joking about canceling the midterms. He's been planning on it all along.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Cold blooded murder is not an "unfortunate incident." Do better, mainstream press.

Nae Kings!'s avatar

I think Reza Pahlavi lives out on River Road somewhere near Neal Gorsuch, but it would be impossible to guess which is his place because fully one third of those tacky McMansions look like they could be home to the sprog of a deposed Shah.

Vic's avatar

Ick. So. Tacky.

LaurenAZGoodGirl's avatar

I will start a GoFundMe, with the first $100 donation, for the first White House reporter who asks Trump, “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?”

Hank Napkin's avatar

HOSPITAL CLOSURES AND THOSE WITH INSURANCE

"But actually this is a much bigger story because we're reducing health care by numbers that you haven't seen.” -- Thank you for your attention to my unmitigated horseshit.

Jessica's avatar

The two Kevins aren't a patch on the Two Ronnies

LoCoJo's avatar

“If you go by the past, only three presidents have won out of 65 years"

What the hell is that supposed to mean? He doesn't even speak word salad anymore. It's more like a word smoothie, and the words have been in the blender so long that they're just...liquefied.

Like his brain.

DJ Teetop's avatar

She's the opposite of Dracula: she actually clutched her crucifix before she berated that reporter about Rachel Good.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"A section of Southern Boulevard in Palm Beach County, Florida, was ceremonially renamed “President Donald J. Trump Boulevard,” with a dedication event held Friday at Mar-a-Lago."

Cue up "Christmas in Heaven" and party on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK5mPuAcbh0

Hank Napkin's avatar

Needz Bigger Cross. Big enough for her to be zip-tied up and lightly scarred for each press briefing.