"But actually this is a much bigger story because we're reducing health care by numbers that you haven't seen.” -- Thank you for your attention to my unmitigated horseshit.
“If you go by the past, only three presidents have won out of 65 years"
What the hell is that supposed to mean? He doesn't even speak word salad anymore. It's more like a word smoothie, and the words have been in the blender so long that they're just...liquefied.
"A section of Southern Boulevard in Palm Beach County, Florida, was ceremonially renamed “President Donald J. Trump Boulevard,” with a dedication event held Friday at Mar-a-Lago."
It's horrific that most media outlets have stopped doing any reporting, just sanewashing that dipshit's rantings, but responding with panic -- "HE'S GOING TO CANCEL ELECTIONS! HE'S GOING TO ARREST ALL DEMOCRATS!" -- and defeatism isn't helpful. Will there be election fuckery attempted? Probably. Will it succeed? Unlikely, unless all the doomerism and whining shuts down pushback. These idiots and their crappy ideas are wildly unpopular, and this is a big country.
Fake polls show real trouble for Republicans and Codename : Shambles. Just wait until the body bags come streaming out of Caracas... I mean Iran... I mean Greenland... I mean Mexico... I mean Minneapolis.
To answer your question, yes. Rueters has been squirrely since last year. They basically helped the scumbag by sane washing. Also, the Atlantic is untrustworthy. I keep canceling & re subscribing & canceling. I guess it depends on the reporter. *sigh*
Even if he was joking, he's never been equipped to handle it. Peppers his ~weaving~ with "{insert amateur-edgelord terminology} but you're not allowed to say that" — but constitutionally incapable of spelling out "THAT INFRASTRUCTURE IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO THREATEN"
Remember, the states hold elections, not the federal government. The red states can decide not to hold elections. In that case, they just won't get any representation. I don't think it's as easy as it sounds to shut down elections.
I have figured out a sure-fire way to determine if the current head of state is telling the truth: if his press office has to explain that he was joking.
suggestion to reuters et al: if you go for a visit to the inpatient at the white house, and it turns out to be just more of the same craziness and bullshit, don't bother publishing because it takes valuable time out of the lives of the american citizen that we cannot afford to lose. just trash your notes, edited video and whatever else.
"President Donald J. Trump [sic] and Karoline Leavitt, the most enthusiastic candy striper in his dementia ward."
* But... but... but those lips, they're like machine guns. And that beautiful face [read: long sessions with a Plastic Surgeon]
* A medical expert and professor believes the Fulvous Fuckwad had a Stroke a few months ago (and in my non-medical opinion he's also had several TIAs):
> "A medical school professor says there’s evidence that Donald Trump [sic] had a stroke last year and has never been the same since.
Of course there's at least one Right wingnut media source spewing the WH line that it ain't so:
> "The White House debunked the reports claiming that US President Donald Trump [sic] suffered a stroke several months ago and has kept it from the public.
"when you win the presidency, you don’t win the midterms. [...] A lot of times, you can’t convince a voter [...] You have to just do what’s right"
* Ummmmm, while I may be mistaken I've been under the belief that one of the key purposes of the midterms is for the voters to fix what got broken two years before. This is when Congresspeople and and ⅓ of the Senators have to show their constituents that they are listening. (This is despite the fact that the RINOs have ignored the wonts of the voters for about a decade now.)
* There is absolutely nothing that the Fulvous Fuckwad has been doing that is right... unless doing the right thing means doing the right thing for himself.
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"His crazy is getting less cute all the time."
"His crazy is getting less cute[, and more acute] all the time." FIFY
HOSPITAL CLOSURES AND THOSE WITH INSURANCE
"But actually this is a much bigger story because we're reducing health care by numbers that you haven't seen.” -- Thank you for your attention to my unmitigated horseshit.
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The two Kevins aren't a patch on the Two Ronnies
“If you go by the past, only three presidents have won out of 65 years"
What the hell is that supposed to mean? He doesn't even speak word salad anymore. It's more like a word smoothie, and the words have been in the blender so long that they're just...liquefied.
Like his brain.
She's the opposite of Dracula: she actually clutched her crucifix before she berated that reporter about Rachel Good.
"A section of Southern Boulevard in Palm Beach County, Florida, was ceremonially renamed “President Donald J. Trump Boulevard,” with a dedication event held Friday at Mar-a-Lago."
Cue up "Christmas in Heaven" and party on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK5mPuAcbh0
Needz Bigger Cross. Big enough for her to be zip-tied up and lightly scarred for each press briefing.
It's horrific that most media outlets have stopped doing any reporting, just sanewashing that dipshit's rantings, but responding with panic -- "HE'S GOING TO CANCEL ELECTIONS! HE'S GOING TO ARREST ALL DEMOCRATS!" -- and defeatism isn't helpful. Will there be election fuckery attempted? Probably. Will it succeed? Unlikely, unless all the doomerism and whining shuts down pushback. These idiots and their crappy ideas are wildly unpopular, and this is a big country.
Fake polls show real trouble for Republicans and Codename : Shambles. Just wait until the body bags come streaming out of Caracas... I mean Iran... I mean Greenland... I mean Mexico... I mean Minneapolis.
To answer your question, yes. Rueters has been squirrely since last year. They basically helped the scumbag by sane washing. Also, the Atlantic is untrustworthy. I keep canceling & re subscribing & canceling. I guess it depends on the reporter. *sigh*
Even if he was joking, he's never been equipped to handle it. Peppers his ~weaving~ with "{insert amateur-edgelord terminology} but you're not allowed to say that" — but constitutionally incapable of spelling out "THAT INFRASTRUCTURE IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO THREATEN"
I think there will be no midterm elections. They don't want to deal with congress at all.
They can do whatever they want, so no voting.
Remember, the states hold elections, not the federal government. The red states can decide not to hold elections. In that case, they just won't get any representation. I don't think it's as easy as it sounds to shut down elections.
I like that. Thank you.
"As is known broadly he is broadly known for his wit."
I have figured out a sure-fire way to determine if the current head of state is telling the truth: if his press office has to explain that he was joking.
Odd, I just noticed that WH Spox Nazi Barbie has a HUGE UPPER LIP AREA!!!111!!11!!!!!
Like you could land a 737 on that thing and taxi to the gate!
suggestion to reuters et al: if you go for a visit to the inpatient at the white house, and it turns out to be just more of the same craziness and bullshit, don't bother publishing because it takes valuable time out of the lives of the american citizen that we cannot afford to lose. just trash your notes, edited video and whatever else.
"President Donald J. Trump [sic] and Karoline Leavitt, the most enthusiastic candy striper in his dementia ward."
* But... but... but those lips, they're like machine guns. And that beautiful face [read: long sessions with a Plastic Surgeon]
* A medical expert and professor believes the Fulvous Fuckwad had a Stroke a few months ago (and in my non-medical opinion he's also had several TIAs):
> "A medical school professor says there’s evidence that Donald Trump [sic] had a stroke last year and has never been the same since.
“My impression is that President Trump [sic] has had a stroke, and I think there are several lines of evidence supporting that,” said Washington State University Elson S. Floyd College of Medicine Professor Bruce Davidson" https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/quick-hit-did-have-a-stroke-last-year-professor-of-medicine-lays-out-the-evidence/
Of course there's at least one Right wingnut media source spewing the WH line that it ain't so:
> "The White House debunked the reports claiming that US President Donald Trump [sic] suffered a stroke several months ago and has kept it from the public.
In a post on X, the Trump [sic] administration, sharing the Daily Beast report on the president's health, said, "Another day, another BS Fake News "story" from the Daily Beast. President Trump [sic] is in excellent health, despite all of your deranged wishcasting." https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/did-donald-trump-suffer-a-stroke-heres-what-the-white-house-said-about-reports-on-the-presidents-health-fact-check/articleshow/126551554.cms [NB: Times of India is a Modi stan, and despite a rating of "leaning right" it is becoming more and more a rag full of advertising and Rightist propaganda.]
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"when you win the presidency, you don’t win the midterms. [...] A lot of times, you can’t convince a voter [...] You have to just do what’s right"
* Ummmmm, while I may be mistaken I've been under the belief that one of the key purposes of the midterms is for the voters to fix what got broken two years before. This is when Congresspeople and and ⅓ of the Senators have to show their constituents that they are listening. (This is despite the fact that the RINOs have ignored the wonts of the voters for about a decade now.)
* There is absolutely nothing that the Fulvous Fuckwad has been doing that is right... unless doing the right thing means doing the right thing for himself.
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"His crazy is getting less cute all the time."
"His crazy is getting less cute[, and more acute] all the time." FIFY
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