Human poop-leech Andrew Breitbart is probably best known for choosing carefully edited videos of black women who have done nothing wrong, but are actually pretty remarkable citizens, and trying to ruin their lives and the reputation of what is perhaps the most important civil rights group in American history. Unfortunately, the first time he did that, the media finally called him out for what he is, and the black-lady target was vindicated. Sad face. He's still around, though, because he is loud. Which brings us to
People say Victoria Jackson is a blonde talentless beach ball. I lost a beach ball on Devil's Island. So VJ is the devil.
People say Andrew Breitbart pretends he's a journalist. Victoria Jackson pretends she's a journalist. Andrew Breitbart is a blonde talentless beach ball.
"...made you..."? She must have witchy powers to cast such a spell. (Pretty sure that's where non-heterosexuals come from.)
To counter the effects of VJ, you need an anti-VJ. May I suggest Kathy Bates.* _______________ * side effects may include loss of appetite, blurred vision, your results may vary
I just read the post from 2009 that was attached to the comment and it made me sad we were talking about birthers then, we were talking about birthers BEFORE THEN and we are STILL talking about fucking birthers.
A little background on what Red Barry faced coming into office: Bush's tax cuts contributed to record budget deficits during the Bush administration, raising the US National Debt to $10.9 trillion by the time he will leave office on January 20th 2009. Additions to National Debt 2001 - $144.5 billion 2002 - $409.5 billion 2003 - $589.0 billion 2004 - $605.0 billion 2005 - $523.0 billion 2006 - $536.5 billion 2007 - $459.5 billion 2008 - $1017.0 billion (estimated)
I know I&#039;m not very pop-culture aware and the only place I&#039;ve ever heard this name is in teabag references, so I figured I should edumacate myself on this future award winning handstander. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0414130/bio">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm... The magnitude of her non-standing anywhere makes me tingle with importance.
Congratulation Victoria - you have now progressed to the stupidest comedian status in my house. I&#039;ll let Carrot Top know his status has changed.
That image is very disturbing. I wish you&rsquo;d have chosen something else. I realize that it&rsquo;s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it&rsquo;s too much.
Victoria, what you call pride, other people call cheetos and Cinnabon pastries.
Also, from the picture...why didn&#039;t her arms snap like twigs? Bitch must be milkfed cuz her bones are rocking the calcium.
Also also, I never thought the phrase &quot;history will smile on you&quot; would be a good pick-up line, but it seems to work for Mr. B. I&#039;ll have to try it.
Black Swan was written for her, but she refused to stop with the anus burgers because that would be a win for FLOTUS.
Ain&#039;t working.
Hey this is a fun game.
People say Victoria Jackson is a blonde talentless beach ball. I lost a beach ball on Devil&#039;s Island. So VJ is the devil.
People say Andrew Breitbart pretends he&#039;s a journalist. Victoria Jackson pretends she&#039;s a journalist. Andrew Breitbart is a blonde talentless beach ball.
&quot;...made you...&quot;? She must have witchy powers to cast such a spell. (Pretty sure that&#039;s where non-heterosexuals come from.)
To counter the effects of VJ, you need an anti-VJ. May I suggest Kathy Bates.* _______________ * side effects may include loss of appetite, blurred vision, your results may vary
Flag hag. And a two-tea-bagger.
Victoria Jackson could make Ron Jeremy gay.
I just read the post from 2009 that was attached to the comment and it made me sad we were talking about birthers then, we were talking about birthers BEFORE THEN and we are STILL talking about fucking birthers.
your mom sounds cool.
A little background on what Red Barry faced coming into office: Bush&#039;s tax cuts contributed to record budget deficits during the Bush administration, raising the US National Debt to $10.9 trillion by the time he will leave office on January 20th 2009. Additions to National Debt 2001 - $144.5 billion 2002 - $409.5 billion 2003 - $589.0 billion 2004 - $605.0 billion 2005 - $523.0 billion 2006 - $536.5 billion 2007 - $459.5 billion 2008 - $1017.0 billion (estimated)
Whichever pile Al Franken stayed away from.
I know I&#039;m not very pop-culture aware and the only place I&#039;ve ever heard this name is in teabag references, so I figured I should edumacate myself on this future award winning handstander. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0414130/bio">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm... The magnitude of her non-standing anywhere makes me tingle with importance.
Congratulation Victoria - you have now progressed to the stupidest comedian status in my house. I&#039;ll let Carrot Top know his status has changed.
HA! that&#039;s a keeper...
I still want to believe that this is all some elaborate performance art schtick. Like Andy Kaufman&#039;s loony chick-wrestling. It HAS TO BE.
Because nobody can be this stupid, and actually simultaneously remember to breathe and also not fall out of windows.
Unless they are ... Rea<strike>tard</strike>gan Twoed
That image is very disturbing. I wish you&rsquo;d have chosen something else. I realize that it&rsquo;s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it&rsquo;s too much.
according to IMDB, high points of victoria jackson&#039;s career include &#039;casual sex&#039; and &#039;no more baths&#039;.
i think that&#039;s pretty much all you need to know.
&quot;I puffed up with pride&quot;
Victoria, what you call pride, other people call cheetos and Cinnabon pastries.
Also, from the picture...why didn&#039;t her arms snap like twigs? Bitch must be milkfed cuz her bones are rocking the calcium.
Also also, I never thought the phrase &quot;history will smile on you&quot; would be a good pick-up line, but it seems to work for Mr. B. I&#039;ll have to try it.