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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

s'ok, I will vote BLUE no matter what :)

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

tl;dr. Who is Jim Webb!?

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toomanyrappers's avatar

*or cockroaches. :)

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Sheesko's avatar

Bern-EE! Bern-EE! Bern-EE! (lather, rinse, repeat)

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Jim Webb, eh? I haven't felt this much apathy since Hangover III was announced.

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KenRob's avatar

Webb? Running to be VP? Not on our ticket Dicksicrat! Going to pull Hilz to the right? Not in this lifetime. Waste of your time & ours looser. Bernieeeeeee!

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gedjcj's avatar

Well, that's good enough for me.https://vimeo.com/89527215

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gedjcj's avatar

I was relatively pleased to catch the reference (and know the songs), until it occurred to me that makes me old.

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gedjcj's avatar

And if the video loads as slowly for you as it does for me, just google "generic ad".

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I wonder if this isn't a desperate move to construct a D-clown car that will fuck up the primary worse than the clusterfuck over which Reince Priebus currently presides. If so, get lost, suckers. It's two serious candidates. No Trumps. Enjoy your auto-destruction.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

'Tis the season for delusional politcians to out themselves. Now we KNOW that Webb is nuts.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He'd have a better campaign song, though.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"May your condos, casinos, and hotel towers collapse with horrid clamour."Works for me.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

RIP Phil Austin.Damn, everybody's getting old - or worse.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The fact that the damned thing was largely ignored for 100 years, and revived specifically as a 'fuck you' to the civil rights movement, says all there is to say about what it stands for today.

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bobbert's avatar

How about a guidon?

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