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I object to the epithet "dumb cock". It is offensive. Some of them can be Quite Lovely.

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No, no. The Biden adudes.

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I don't cotton to them there transpoliticals either.

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Alright! Peter Wimsey! Lord Peter Wimsey to you peons!

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compared to the rest of them? Yes, he is. Not nearly enough to ever get my vote, but at least I don't recoil in horror from him the way I do from the current GOP field

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Could not have said this as well as you did, thanks for articulating what many of us feel.

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Semper Time!

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Or just fudge it with the "i" you use to type iPhone. ijajajaja!

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He was actually downplaying what happened, as there were multiple grenades and he probably killed a bunch of Vietnamese soldiers.

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A stubbed toe.

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That requirement fizzled out when the average age of politicians was Too Young for "The Big One."

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This country has never never ever been desparate for any goddamned republican.

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Excuse me for picking nits, the last part of your second sentence should have the word not between the words should and be in order to make sense. If I'm wrong I hope you'll tell me so.

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I think the movies are completely automated these days but a human still serves the popcorn.

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That won't work in florida. All the damn yankees are already here.

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The southerners were fighting for freedom of religion. The fucking bible gave them the right to own slaves. Also the supreme court. Also jesus and abraham were down with slavery. Also black africans were the ones what sold other black africans in the first place. They was the ones that started slavery.

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