We're always secretly happy when some Democrat does something especially stupid, because then we can write about it and beat back the ceaseless tide of "wahhhhhhhh Wonkette only makes fun of Republicans wahhhhhhh" that we have to deal with daily.
guns don't kill people. guns more effectively kill a ceremonial papier mache toy stuffed with candy than whacking the ceremonial papier mache toy with a stick.
Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me, but...
<i>Is it too much to hope that they all just shoot each other at some point?</i>
If they&#039;re like so many other responsible gun owners we just need to get them all cleaning their guns in the same room together.
Runaway acrosome reaction.
It was comin&#039; right at us!
I smoke afterwards too; at least that&#039;s what she said.
I laughed then I cried.
...considering the district that he is running in, the only way he could win an election is if he shot an <strong>ACTUAL</strong> Messican
The pinata charged, man! He was standing his ground!
You know who else rode an ass into town?
Lots. As Santorum warned, man on pinata sex is rampant.
guns don&#039;t kill people. guns more effectively kill a ceremonial papier mache toy stuffed with candy than whacking the ceremonial papier mache toy with a stick.
these are important distinctions.
<i>&quot;We&rsquo;re always secretly happy when some Democrat does something especially stupid...&quot;</i>
I&#039;m a Demoncrat. And this one time at band camp...
A gun that shoots votes? I&#039;m going to have to rethink my personal gun-free zone.
Worst. Screencap. Ever.