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Amy!'s avatar

Is that not a strange way of saying it, though? It seems to me that anyone else in the world would say "If I say 'come to my wedding,' they come to my wedding." Phrased as he phrased it, it creates this weird distance between him and what (for other people) would be a very personal and important event.

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katahdin's avatar

To be fair, they postulated a black prostitute as well.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

That's just what they'd expect us to think they're thinking.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

He phrases it like a command, as in, "I said, 'Go to my wedding!'".

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katahdin's avatar

Well, he wanted to get away from her, so yeah. Old Bush had more mistresses than Clinton ever dreamed of.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I would give up masturbating for A YEAR if it meant a New Hampshire win for Trump. 320 days or however many of them there are in a calendar year.

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bobbert's avatar

El Chapo?

Oh, I thought that said "late Donald Trump".

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

The GOP position on education is clear: dumb is good, dumber is betterer. How do you think they'd do if every two years they did not have an ill-educated and totally uninformed electorate to stand for election in front of? (Which is exactly where one stands when one "stands" for election. In front of.)

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bobbert's avatar

I think I did that site once by some link. Jeezus God.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I don't even know if that's a thing, but it appears to be a motherfucker if it does.

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bobbert's avatar

Aren't the RNC/Fox boys trying to make it that you have to file to debate?

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Querolous's avatar

He just lumbers thru his speeches.

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Querolous's avatar

To the GOTP: Good luck with your asparagus.

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I_Buttle's avatar

Yes. Yes, he is a plant.

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Querolous's avatar

Seeing as his mother was from Scotland perhaps Scotch Broom, a noxious invasive weed, would be appropriate.

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