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As long as this leads to interviews with Newt Gingrich about the sanctity of marriage.

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I thought that was the standard engagement gift...

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HAM BISCUITS! (That's what he wants at the reception for his wedding to Raoul the poolboy: ham biscuit hors d'oeuvres.)

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I used to tell my wife I would leave her if she got a sex change operation. But now I know I love her too much to live without her. Nice try Demoncrats, but after Obamacare pays for the Operation, we'll still be married.

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Passing ENDA and repealing DOMA was part of the DNC platform in 2008, no? The party platform doesn't seem to mean all that much to certain party members (*glowers at Ben Nelson, et al.*)

Still, better to have it than not.

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