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I thought he could kick it up to the DNC. Wasn't there a bunch of bitching in 2016 because of money Hillary raised and pushed up to the DNC, and how that obviously meant she was trying to buy the election like a mean, bossy, shrew?

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Yeah, somehow he self-funded his entire campaign, yet also received lots of small donations that added up big. Trumpists believe both of those things with no irony.

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I know! I don't want President Biden to have to live in the White House after that slug has slimed all over it for 4 years. It needs to be sanitized, fumigated, re-pained, re-carpeted. The linens need to be burned and replaced, and the china boiled to disinfect it.

I'm exaggerating, and I know that's not the stain you meant. But I'm just imagining that presidential bedroom, where Trump insists on the door being locked and won't let the maids in except once in a while, while he eats greasy food in bed and stains the sheets and pillowcases with his bronzer.

Ugh.

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No it wasn't, but I wouldn't call your comment in exaggeration. That shit is true and I really hope they clean and sterilize the hell out of the WH before the Biden's get there. Should be done with a blowtorch and start from scratch. American tax dollars have been spent on worse. Looking at you Mar Lago and Bedminster.

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I am more afraid of what I can’t see than what I can see, I agree. But this was inspired nightmare stuff and very unique for horror.

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Nah, that'll just encourage a bunch of fuckheads to do the same thing. After all, GIANT GOLD PENIS? How many dipshit incels do you think would say YEAH IMA GET ME ONE OF THOSE?

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"Jul 12, 2018 · The longtime Portland watering hole has been demolished to make way for a new 20-story hotel."

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Great post - just donated to WI, OH, and F*** Gerrymandering!

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Adair is running against Joe Wilson. How are you confused?

Funny how folks are super eager to tell Harrison what he *should* do with the money people have donated.

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Nothing "Super Eager" about it. I mentioned that if Harrison had met his needs, he might consider helping Adair. Things like that happen all the time. OR he might not - his choice. Adair's opponent is actually named Addison Graves Wilson, not Joe. He's not the man of the people he pretends to be and I'm not confused.

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UGH! Of course.

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Good point, scratch the penis statue.

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Hi, TMS. The coffee at these meetings is pretty crap, but the company is good.

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Actually, I was thinking of Scooter McQuades with the dime beers, but I'm sure that's gone too.

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He's toast. It's Alabama, and he was just a protest vote against JudgeRoy.

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