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I wish u were Kushner. I trust you more.

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Meet the new Committee to Re-elect the President, (CREEP),

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My son-in-law works at the embassy in Madrid, in case you're ever in a bind.

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I'd have politely stored it elsewhere.

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Impeachment comes in pints!

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14. Ex can afford lawyers. I can't.

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Yes, renewable, with the option to get citizenship after 5 years. Must be in-country for 183 days/year. Expats are allowed to own property, in fact if you spend half a million on property you can get a golden visa (and live like a common Trump).

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"shut your damn blinds when you're working someplace where Republicans roam free"

which is pretty much everywhere. It's either Facebook, Rethugs, or that nosy neighboor at Nextdoor.com - blinds or window shades FTW.

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sad to say but the Dems are a little too naive to do counterintelligence correctly. It would be smart & effective, but the DNC is neither.

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the hospital where I used to work has a weekly Morbidity & Mortality rounds meeting where goofs are discussed. You have to sign in now because lawyers were sending paralegals-in-lab-coats to observe & report. Not cool.

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right, they still read Fleming & Clancy and think that's how the world works

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this^

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I feel so betrayed! They told me it's not what you know, it's WHO you know! They lied to me!

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posobiec is beyond creepy. Card-carrying member of the Right-Wing Sociopathic Grifters Club.

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