Louisiana Democrats have just released a movie documenting the tragic tale of born-again Republican David Vitter, whose blessed, pure heart was once contaminated with an insatiable lust for hookers. In the new film, Vitter doesn't fall in love with any of his prostitutes -- he just gathers up his clothes and used condoms, and scoots on outta there. It's not a very romantic way to approach extra-marital relationships, if you think about it.
The dude drives a Buick and frequents ladies of the night during the day? Shoot, maybe common man is right because this is just like my creepy elderly neighbor.
Maybe we can rile up the "stone David Vitter, stone him now!" contingent of the wingnut party. Personally, I wouldn't care to see stoning brought back as a punishment for adultery, but it'd be fun to let the issue become part of the serious dialogue of our country.
Luckily, Tony Perkins was having a sale on absolutions for adultery with a hooker. Vote to criminalize ghey sex, and the next time you fuck a prostitute doesn't count! The Family Research Council was practically giving those hookers away.
He has to pay for sex. I doubt there are any 'affairs' in his background.
The dude drives a Buick and frequents ladies of the night during the day? Shoot, maybe common man is right because this is just like my creepy elderly neighbor.
Maybe we can rile up the "stone David Vitter, stone him now!" contingent of the wingnut party. Personally, I wouldn't care to see stoning brought back as a punishment for adultery, but it'd be fun to let the issue become part of the serious dialogue of our country.
Luckily, Tony Perkins was having a sale on absolutions for adultery with a hooker. Vote to criminalize ghey sex, and the next time you fuck a prostitute doesn't count! The Family Research Council was practically giving those hookers away.
i never realized how much he looks like blago. i guess what we learn from this is candidates with big hair and shifty beady eyes should:
1. never be elected (for the corruption) 2. always elected (for the humor).