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He has to pay for sex. I doubt there are any 'affairs' in his background.

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The dude drives a Buick and frequents ladies of the night during the day? Shoot, maybe common man is right because this is just like my creepy elderly neighbor.

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Maybe we can rile up the "stone David Vitter, stone him now!" contingent of the wingnut party. Personally, I wouldn't care to see stoning brought back as a punishment for adultery, but it'd be fun to let the issue become part of the serious dialogue of our country.

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Luckily, Tony Perkins was having a sale on absolutions for adultery with a hooker. Vote to criminalize ghey sex, and the next time you fuck a prostitute doesn't count! The Family Research Council was practically giving those hookers away.

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i never realized how much he looks like blago. i guess what we learn from this is candidates with big hair and shifty beady eyes should:

1. never be elected (for the corruption) 2. always elected (for the humor).

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