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CripesAmighty's avatar

"Naw, it don't. Them valves open 'cuz Jesus. It's all part of God's plan. Where's the Bud?"

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cleos_mom's avatar

Put another way:

If we stopped laughing and posting "pithy little comments" it might please LH but have no effect on the other side. So we might as well go on laughing and pithing despite occasional statements of disapproval.

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cleos_mom's avatar

At that point, there will be considerable harrumphing and finger-shaking over her lack of Ladyhood. Some it might come from the Right.

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cleos_mom's avatar

Not to mention the never-vote-again-but-constantly-bitching types who stay home during midterms.

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Not to mention 'coloooor' and 'labooor'.

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When I checked out the loony radio stations this week, I heard people calling him a "Communist" for the first time. We'll hear more of that.

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cleos_mom's avatar

Let's hope Uncle Joe has a cane that he can beat the crap out of the busybodies with, whether he finds his cigs or not.

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And hopefully the video goes viral. One of the few occasions where I'd cheer on a guy brandishing a gun.

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It was even worse if you only heard it (on the radio) and didn't see anything. Sounded like mobs of Jerry Springer fans and diehard Morton Downey Jr fans (including Uncle Joe) were having a major rumble.

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I've had some pleasant moments visualizing Uncle Joe slapping his un-favorite busybody relative senseless.

And I'm not even a smoker.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

Yes. Although mind you, there seem to be a lot of never-vote-in-midterms in the loyal Dem base too.

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toomanyrappers's avatar

Maybe Trump needs more friends in Silicon Valley.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/...

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cleos_mom's avatar

That was the group I had in mind.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Actually Bernie is the only one talking about fixing that. The entire situation we're in is directly caused by campaign contributions.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

Oh right, I thought you meant the people who don't vote at all but bitch about the outcomes. I know a lot of them. :/

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ImpureScience's avatar

Another coded dog-whistle...!

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