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Zyxomma's avatar

Another fundie Xian jerk who has no idea why we blow the shofar. Well done, Dems.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

And afterwards the Baal Tekiya says "shofar, sho good"

Dr. Rags's avatar

As a young I read The Sotweed Factor, which enumerated many terms for naughty bits.

Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Come on GQP be consistent. How do you expect a shofar to drive away demons? It's Jewish! Didn't you all learn anything from what happened to the Nazi's when they opened the Ark?????

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Best case scenario - polls getting close to the events tell him that he might not win the primarie(s) and then he sulks off and forms the yoooge, beautiful Trump Party.

priceofcivilization's avatar

Dr zoom. Here’s how I keep the two states separate. Tennessee has Nashville and Kentucky has Cincinnati Ohio. So yeah, it’s confusing.

M.E. Lawrence's avatar

"With 95 percent of the vote in, McClellan won with 74.1 percent of the vote to Benjamin's 25.9 percent. (The margin was 68-32 when the AP called the race last night.)" Oh, that's so pretty, just the sort of thing I like to read in the midst of Rethug weirdness.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Italian thermostats stepped up when needed also, too.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's like a participation trophy.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They don't have a choice. The J6 Committee broadcast insurrectionists yelling, "Fuck!"

What else can top that?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hold on a minute. Someone Else turns out to be the guy that wrote the book, "Woke, Inc."

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Every time I see the word "trumpet", I flash on Monty Python.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm a firm believer in God's ability to make me find my keys.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They get their own entrance and everything.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought it was like the scene in "The Naked Gun" with the Queen's entrance where the trumpets boggle Drebin's mind.

SuperfluousNip's avatar

Think that's confusing? Everything in Illinois south of I-80 is Ill'tucky. Hear banjo's? Row faster.