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Dennis Hastert Destroys the National Anthem
You have Crooks and Liars to blame for this particular offense against your ears, our country, and Francis Scott Key. Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert positions himself nice and close to the mic in preparation for a god-awful rendition of a song that somewhat resembles the Star Spangled Banner (besides a few lyrical improvisations). Enjoy. Or petition your Congressperson for a constitutional amendment against it, we're not picky.