Dennis Hastert, Media Master
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Here's House Speaker Dennis Hastert on Fox, delivering a statement to the press just moments ago on his office's unbelievably inept handing of the Mark Foley Cocktober Surprise. Serene little outdoors backdrop, very nice. Meanwhile, on CNN:
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The man is ina graveyard. Does anyone on his staff know how television works? THEY CAN SEE WHAT'S BEHIND YOU, DENNIS.