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This is why I only go into the City in the summer, when it's freezing.*

*Not intended to be a factual statement, except for the freezing part.

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yup.

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I see what you did there. Never have scare quotes been more appropriate, 'cause a lot of them are down-right scary.

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People making their own choices is a <i>cause</i> of all the things wrong in the world. Appropriate attire is yet another thing the godless libs are rebelling against.

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I think that was only at Baylor.

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With the so many panties from the bazaar?

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Oh ya da TFs. Brrrrrr. Chili. Woof!

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Ow! My Brainz!

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MOO!

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You remember the Twilight Zone or Outer Limits (I forget) with the little kid and his dog wandering around the metaphorical woodsy lane (spoiler, dead), trying to figure out which entrance is the right one.

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Quite liking "concealed nudity".

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"We are accredited by ...

<crickets>."

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What, you have no Polar Bear Club?

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Dude. 8 Market is loooong gone. F Line vintage trolley cars took over that route. Which, coincidently, leaves from the Plaza where all the "nudists" hang out.

I switch from the 37 Corbett to take the Metro to Embarcadero.

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<i>When human beings walk around with their genitals uncovered, they are behaving in a manner indistinguishable from animals.</i>

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box......

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Jesus, those things don't separate us from -- or elevate us above -- slime mold.

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