No cocaine for the baby either : ( The homeless guy he brought with him was mortified. He put his head in his hands, and cradled it gently. "I just met him!" the homeless guy said. "I don't even know the guy!" That was after the non-homeless guy had said he's not racist, he just doesn't like being around black people. You know: typical Wonker stuff. Wait, no, not typical Wonker stuff! Typical weirdo crashing our party in Denver stuff! Let us begin at the starting place.
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Don't feel bad. Personally, I think the Wonkette Battle Bus's technique of rolling up very quietly at an undisclosed location, then Editrix pushing the door wide open and yelling "WE'RE HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" needs a little work.
Thanks for posting that, but you beat me to it. Pays to scroll through, avoid social embarrassment...
Nah, even then it's all fun and games until somebody shoots themselves in the leg.
White, passive-agressive, red-faced, loud. Just a guess.
"We're you friends, we're not like the others.", while admiring the shape of his skull.
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Brian? THAT Brian? He owes me money.
No, not Se7en.
The life you lead, how different from that of our own Dear Queen
Oh, you went to THAT Denver...
Come to SC! I'll party with you! No meth! At least not from me!
Just yesterday we had Trump, Fiorina, Huckabee : ( and Rand Paul in our fair city. They'll be back! You should come, too!
Come to Toledo, at least me and my aunt will come. We are so cool it will be worth it.
I don't know, is it still on fire down there?
Don't feel bad. Personally, I think the Wonkette Battle Bus's technique of rolling up very quietly at an undisclosed location, then Editrix pushing the door wide open and yelling "WE'RE HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" needs a little work.
The massive flag you can see from the I-5?
No one was that interesting at your blowout New York party.
Wonkebego over to Columbus, Mississippi. I can guarantee you an even smaller crowd, but the enthusiasm per attendee will be high. ---Rob