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bobbert's avatar

Mm, no, not for solar eclipses.

But I'm certain Indie was snarking about the lunar one.

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bobbert's avatar

Nice adjustment.

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bobbert's avatar

You know, you're actually too good at this.

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bobbert's avatar

Oops.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It's kinda like how every time I look at a thing on Amazon, the next time I come to Wonkette, there's an ad for the thing! It's automagical how that happens! Except for how when I look at a thing on Amazon, usually it doesn't cause earthquakes.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Inconveniences were experienced.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"PUTIN"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Huh! Pornography is also a billion-dollar industry, with a bit of an image problem ... How many newspapers have sponsored porn content pages trying to tell you all the great news stories like

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