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It's kinda like how every time I look at a thing on Amazon, the next time I come to Wonkette, there's an ad for the thing! It's automagical how that happens! Except for how when I look at a thing on Amazon, usually it doesn't cause earthquakes.
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Mm, no, not for solar eclipses.
But I'm certain Indie was snarking about the lunar one.
Nice adjustment.
You know, you're actually too good at this.
Oops.
It's kinda like how every time I look at a thing on Amazon, the next time I come to Wonkette, there's an ad for the thing! It's automagical how that happens! Except for how when I look at a thing on Amazon, usually it doesn't cause earthquakes.
Inconveniences were experienced.
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TRY NEW Exxon XTreme "Sriracha" Ranch "Burnin' Hotz" Fraccachinos, available for your convenience directly in your home!
Also, 9 out of 10 science expertists agree, it has what plants crave!
Huh! Pornography is also a billion-dollar industry, with a bit of an image problem ... How many newspapers have sponsored porn content pages trying to tell you all the great news stories like
New Study Finds Fapping Increases Core Strength
Organize Your Porno Mags With This Beautiful DIY Shelf Unit
The Bate Debate: Sock vs Tissue - Which is More Environmentally Friendly?