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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

If they say $125 million now,

let me introduce you to my ballroom.

Erisian's avatar

(Way late to the party, but I just couldn't let this opportunity pass me by.)

"coins with his face on them even though he’s not dead yet (allegedly)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rR-OsTNCg

fnord

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If they change the name of the Department from Defense to War, the Democrats should slip a provision in that requires all Department of War personnel, from the Secretary of War down to the lowliest buck private to dress like the soldier/sailor in The Village People.

beb's avatar

It's becoming clear that for the things Trump wants expense is no object (even if the Treasury is empty) while the thind other people want are a waste of money and must be denied.

Lexicon Devil's avatar

Billions for bombs. Nothing for THOSE PEOPLE

OneYieldRegular's avatar

I assume someone here has seen the "Colosseum" theater at Caesar's Palace in Vegas, which calls to mind nothing so much as the Stonehenge model in "This is Spinal Tap."

But Turnip's "arch" is going to make even that atrocity look like something designed by Palladio.

And it'll be known derisively as "L'Arc de Trumph."

tehbaddr's avatar

We give you "glow up" comrade with plenty shots of Vodka, Da!

Jamoche's avatar

Was just wondering why his photos have him looking like he’s glaring, then remembered that if he looked straight into the camera his neck wattles would be visible.

Sherry's avatar

They all look like his mugshot.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He thinks he looks tough in that shot. Like a mobster.

mr_snarky's avatar

hopefully the trump vanity plating of the govt just turns off independent voters completely leading to a blue wave. that's the only good that might come of it.

josephebacon's avatar

Crackhead Mike goes on Steve Bannon's White Power Hour and says on Day One he will outlaw Sharia Law in Minnesota. Crackhead also says all the protesters are bing bussed in from out of state.

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mckjylyvjs2z

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

He’s running for office? Hahahahaha. Good luck moron.

Sherry's avatar

Of course he does.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Whoever wins the Dem nomination is gonna win in a landslide.

"M"'s avatar

I hope so

The Lt Governor was going to move up if Gov Walz became VPOTUS ...

... but the problem in this environment is that she's a giiiirrrlllll ...

😖

Whale Chowder's avatar

While i understand your point, there's no way even a girl would lose to a crazy jackass like...

Oh. Right.

Sigh.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

MyPillow Mikey needs some new material.

Axomamma's avatar

Last night I watched the episode of Colbert in which YoYo Ma was the guest. What a guy!

He played a beautiful compilation that included Over The Rainbow. I then searched youtube for other videos of Ma playing that song and discovered the shits changed the Kennedy Center account name to "Trump Kennedy Center." I submitted three reports for fraud - two on individual videos and one on the account itself.

I am not deluded it will change anything but it felt good. Next time you're visiting youtube, please submit a report flagging the misleading name change.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Only allow posthumous namings. Trump, then, has a choice.

IAmArlo's avatar
8hEdited

Every time I see that photo of Trump it looks like there’s fur on the side of his face. Could they have put anything uglier on a card tagged “America the Beautiful?”

Queen Méabh's avatar

My personal feeling is that any time Frump or Congress takes away anything from any individual or identifiable group of citizens and/or residents, such as free speech or health insurance or paid vacation time, then that same thing should then be taken away from Frump and Congress. Let's start with health insurance...

"M"'s avatar

Speaking of which ...

https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/why-trumps-pitiful-new-health-care-plan-is-even-worse-than-it-appears

I think they're starting to catch onto that

... which is one of the reasons what they do instead is not take things away outright (unless it's from Blacks and browns) -- but instead they PRETEND to give things, but then those things turn out to be full of slop

Bagels of Doom's avatar

It would only be a lot if it did benefit taxpayers.