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State pen or fed, they can still get to him.

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Extra upfist for semi-obscure Larry Niven reference!

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He should just let NY put him in Rikers, after all that's where we will likely hold Trump after his NY Indictment.

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So just delaying his catching Putinitis then.

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Polonium tea, actually.

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Does this look like the sort of world where we eventually get Star Fleet instead of the Terran Empire?

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remember when nixon redesigned the secret service uniforms?

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Yee gawds send the bastard to Rikers.

But he is a man of class, so let him keep the ostrich jacket and other fine clothes.

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Dry cleaning for the ostrich jacket is better at Club Fed.

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I expect the twitgibbon to pardon him. It's only a question of when. Thank the gods for SDNY.

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I heard he gave a bottle of water to an asylum seeker. You're welcome, Mrs. trump.

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The GOP is on that.

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Heeeeeey Macarena! aaiiiiiiiggghht

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"your prison concierge Jeffrey Rosen" Gopher, Julie, and Isaac will all be on board as well for a smooooth sail!

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