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Meccalopolis's avatar

State pen or fed, they can still get to him.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Extra upfist for semi-obscure Larry Niven reference!

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

He should just let NY put him in Rikers, after all that's where we will likely hold Trump after his NY Indictment.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

So just delaying his catching Putinitis then.

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BradtheBot's avatar

Polonium tea, actually.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Does this look like the sort of world where we eventually get Star Fleet instead of the Terran Empire?

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therblig's avatar

remember when nixon redesigned the secret service uniforms?

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kermit's avatar

Yee gawds send the bastard to Rikers.

But he is a man of class, so let him keep the ostrich jacket and other fine clothes.

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Flashman's avatar

Dry cleaning for the ostrich jacket is better at Club Fed.

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ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

I expect the twitgibbon to pardon him. It's only a question of when. Thank the gods for SDNY.

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ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

I heard he gave a bottle of water to an asylum seeker. You're welcome, Mrs. trump.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The GOP is on that.

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Vi's avatar

Heeeeeey Macarena! aaiiiiiiiggghht

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biff murphy's avatar

"your prison concierge Jeffrey Rosen" Gopher, Julie, and Isaac will all be on board as well for a smooooth sail!

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