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Meccalopolis's avatar

State pen or fed, they can still get to him.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Extra upfist for semi-obscure Larry Niven reference!

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

He should just let NY put him in Rikers, after all that's where we will likely hold Trump after his NY Indictment.

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

So just delaying his catching Putinitis then.

BradtheBot's avatar

Polonium tea, actually.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Does this look like the sort of world where we eventually get Star Fleet instead of the Terran Empire?

therblig's avatar

remember when nixon redesigned the secret service uniforms?

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kermit's avatar

Yee gawds send the bastard to Rikers.

But he is a man of class, so let him keep the ostrich jacket and other fine clothes.

Flashman's avatar

Dry cleaning for the ostrich jacket is better at Club Fed.

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

I expect the twitgibbon to pardon him. It's only a question of when. Thank the gods for SDNY.

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

I heard he gave a bottle of water to an asylum seeker. You're welcome, Mrs. trump.

Vi's avatar

Heeeeeey Macarena! aaiiiiiiiggghht

biff murphy's avatar

"your prison concierge Jeffrey Rosen" Gopher, Julie, and Isaac will all be on board as well for a smooooth sail!