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diogenez's avatar

Hahahahahaha

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Everybody knows you never go full Randpaul.</i>

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>“I care that too much power gets in one place. Why? Because there are instances in our history where we allow power to gravitate toward one person and that one person then makes decisions that really are egregious,” Paul said.</i>

I almost thought he was referring to the last GOP administration's Imperial Vice Presidency, but that would have required self-awareness, right?

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diogenez's avatar

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I labor under the lovely delusion that my fellow humans are (or should be) smarter.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Just as I read "By now you might need a kitty cat, my kitty cat came and sat right in front of me on the desk. Coincidence????1?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

D'inesh tape that in the Community Confinement Center? Say... you know who else used his time when imprisoned by the government to make statements against it?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

" loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires"

Truly, these are the days of miracles and wonders.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I understand Pedobear is looking for work.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2014\/10\/29\/books\/emmanuel-carrres-new-book-profiles-edward-limonov.html" target="_blank">Edward Limonov</a> LIBEL!!!!1!!!1!!1!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Fortified with beet greens, I hope/fear.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/cdn.meme.am\/instances\/500x\/56517471.jpg" target="_blank">What does the owl say?</a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/cdn.meme.am\/instances\/500x\/56517471.jpg" target="_blank">Hoo Hoo! </a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

An <i>au-pawer,</i> perhaps?

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bobbert's avatar

Mein Mampf?

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bobbert's avatar

Somehow, this seems very...Pahrump.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Rand Paul, who approaches every topic as if it were a late-night discussion in a college dorm."

Funny, that's how I remember all the libertardians I ever dealt with. Note the past tense. What sort of intellectual defect prevents some people from growing out of it?

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