Yes, it's another Derp Roundup, where we steam-clean our browser tabs of stories that were too stupid to ignore, mix the slurry with booze, and serve it up to you. Consume carefully! Our Top Derp comes from Rand Paul, who approaches every topic as if it were a late-night discussion in a college dorm. He's found the perfect historical parallel for Barack Obama's executive order on immigration: It
<i>&ldquo;I care that too much power gets in one place. Why? Because there are instances in our history where we allow power to gravitate toward one person and that one person then makes decisions that really are egregious,&rdquo; Paul said.</i>
I almost thought he was referring to the last GOP administration&#039;s Imperial Vice Presidency, but that would have required self-awareness, right?
D&#039;inesh tape that in the Community Confinement Center? Say... you know who else used his time when imprisoned by the government to make statements against it?
&quot;Rand Paul, who approaches every topic as if it were a late-night discussion in a college dorm.&quot;
Funny, that&#039;s how I remember all the libertardians I ever dealt with. Note the past tense. What sort of intellectual defect prevents some people from growing out of it?
Hahahahahaha
<i>Everybody knows you never go full Randpaul.</i>
<i>&ldquo;I care that too much power gets in one place. Why? Because there are instances in our history where we allow power to gravitate toward one person and that one person then makes decisions that really are egregious,&rdquo; Paul said.</i>
I almost thought he was referring to the last GOP administration&#039;s Imperial Vice Presidency, but that would have required self-awareness, right?
Despite all evidence to the contrary, I labor under the lovely delusion that my fellow humans are (or should be) smarter.
Just as I read &quot;By now you might need a kitty cat, my kitty cat came and sat right in front of me on the desk. Coincidence????1?
D&#039;inesh tape that in the Community Confinement Center? Say... you know who else used his time when imprisoned by the government to make statements against it?
&quot; loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires&quot;
Truly, these are the days of miracles and wonders.
I understand Pedobear is looking for work.
<a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2014\/10\/29\/books\/emmanuel-carrres-new-book-profiles-edward-limonov.html" target="_blank">Edward Limonov</a> LIBEL!!!!1!!!1!!1!!
Fortified with beet greens, I hope/fear.
<a href="http:\/\/cdn.meme.am\/instances\/500x\/56517471.jpg" target="_blank">What does the owl say?</a>
<a href="http:\/\/cdn.meme.am\/instances\/500x\/56517471.jpg" target="_blank">Hoo Hoo! </a>
An <i>au-pawer,</i> perhaps?
Mein Mampf?
Somehow, this seems very...Pahrump.
&quot;Rand Paul, who approaches every topic as if it were a late-night discussion in a college dorm.&quot;
Funny, that&#039;s how I remember all the libertardians I ever dealt with. Note the past tense. What sort of intellectual defect prevents some people from growing out of it?