Oh, golly, it's time for another Derp Roundup, a chance for us to bring you some of the stories that were just too damned stupid to ignore altogether, but which didn't quite merit a post of their own.
I wish I&#039;d seen the courageous example of California Lady before going to <a href="http:\/\/ads.nhregister.com\/guilford-ct\/festivals\/festivals\/italian-festival\/2014-10-02-1266253-italian-festival-fun-for-the-whole-family-free-admission-live-entertainment-friday-night-7-9-30-the-sinsisters-band-with-a-repertoire-that-ranges-from-swing-to-motown-to-classic-rock-to-top-40-tunes-with-a-chemistry-so-perfect-that-it-co" target="_blank">Italian Festival</a> here in Connecticut last night. Italian flags on every table. Italian songs being sung. Italian people everywhere. Did I mention all the Italian flags? Armed with her example, I would have reminded everyone they&#039;re in America, fuck yeah!
On the breast of a young thing named Gail, Was written the price of her tail. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, The same thing was written in in braille.
Way back when, like 1974, I worked with a woman who was married to a roadie for Buddy Miles. Due to some confluence of concerts, she ended up at a house in Marin with a few people, including Stevie W. She told me that at one point, in a momentary lull in the conversation, Stevie looked across the room in her direction and said &quot;Stop staring at me&quot;. True story.
From this, my deduction was (1) there&#039;s nothing wrong with his ears; (2) he had probably noticed that she hadn&#039;t spoken or moved for a while, and was, therefore, probably staring at him (because wouldn&#039;t you, if you were slightly stoned in the same room?); (3) maybe he got a little kick out of playing with people&#039;s heads.
Ooh, that Daily Caller piece is super-edgy! Too bad they just alienated about 90% of their readership in mocking the Walmart sweatpants set. Who will they take on next? Hoverrounders?
it&#039;s as simple as changing your underwear
<a href="http:\/\/thomas.loc.gov\/cgi-bin\/query\/R\?r109:FLD001:H04151" target="_blank">Cinco de Mayo...</a>
I wish I&#039;d seen the courageous example of California Lady before going to <a href="http:\/\/ads.nhregister.com\/guilford-ct\/festivals\/festivals\/italian-festival\/2014-10-02-1266253-italian-festival-fun-for-the-whole-family-free-admission-live-entertainment-friday-night-7-9-30-the-sinsisters-band-with-a-repertoire-that-ranges-from-swing-to-motown-to-classic-rock-to-top-40-tunes-with-a-chemistry-so-perfect-that-it-co" target="_blank">Italian Festival</a> here in Connecticut last night. Italian flags on every table. Italian songs being sung. Italian people everywhere. Did I mention all the Italian flags? Armed with her example, I would have reminded everyone they&#039;re in America, fuck yeah!
On the breast of a young thing named Gail, Was written the price of her tail. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, The same thing was written in in braille.
With Tara Reid as Nurse Tartmore.
Just keep the same address for a few years, the bicycle brigade will find you.
Those cakes, we like.
No Donald does not trump. He&#039;s always the dummy.
Way back when, like 1974, I worked with a woman who was married to a roadie for Buddy Miles. Due to some confluence of concerts, she ended up at a house in Marin with a few people, including Stevie W. She told me that at one point, in a momentary lull in the conversation, Stevie looked across the room in her direction and said &quot;Stop staring at me&quot;. True story.
From this, my deduction was (1) there&#039;s nothing wrong with his ears; (2) he had probably noticed that she hadn&#039;t spoken or moved for a while, and was, therefore, probably staring at him (because wouldn&#039;t you, if you were slightly stoned in the same room?); (3) maybe he got a little kick out of playing with people&#039;s heads.
Sounds like he got Boy, also, too.
It&#039;s Ontariotown, Jake.
Linky no work, but go M.
Edit: Actually, the link does work, it just took a really, really long time to load. Nice story.
Braille.
Well, after you die, they&#039;ll take care of it for you.
&quot;She&#039;s a very good debater&quot;. Newt, could you really say that with a straight face?
we have to fight them over there so we don&#039;t have to fight them here apparently doesn&#039;t apply to infectious diseases
Ooh, that Daily Caller piece is super-edgy! Too bad they just alienated about 90% of their readership in mocking the Walmart sweatpants set. Who will they take on next? Hoverrounders?